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Vlad The Impaler

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

My real name is Vladimir. My friends call me Vlad. Very special friends have special names for me that only they can call me. Sometimes it transfers over to other friends but I let it go if they're cute. I'm better than most, not as good as some... I'm good for a laugh... I'm an Argentinian/American... I'm a vegetarian/vegan... I've had my hand in many things... I'm a musician/writer/actor/photographer/DJ. Blah blah blah... Acting might have been one of my 1st loves but music is my true love. There's magic in music that can move me to tears... I played upright bass for my highschool orchestra and jazz band. I started playing the bandoneon (which is a tango instrument) but my main thing is still the guitar. I did photography in highschool and it remains one of my hobbies. I try to get some traveling in evey year. I got to do a lot of it this year while on tour with Stolen Babies! I work with The Academy of Science Fiction, Fantasy and Horror Films and at La Ve Lee. The rest is yet to be written. I'll let you know the rest when I transcend all of this...That's me rocking the black...

My Interests

music (see below), concerts (I've seen Tool 22 times, The Mars Volta 13 times, Oingo Boingo 3 times including the farewell performance and I've seen Pink Floyd), cinema (see below), literature, fashion, video games (The Legend of Zelda, Final Fantasy, Resident Evil), comic books, photography, writing, health/fitness, animals ( I have 3 cats, 1 Alaskan malamute and 3 wolves), yoga, tantric lifestyle, traveling, fine dining, raw, organic, vegan food, tattoos, piercings, animation, swords and knives, art/posters: Adam Jones Alex Grey Storm Thorgerson Cam De Leon Jermaine Rogers Jared Conner Emek Robert Williams Michael Michael Motorcycle Coop Salvador Dali

I'd like to meet:

People to connect with. People with the same interests. Sounds simple enough right? People that like going to concerts, comic book conventions, the movies, the beach, etc. etc. People that can inspire me... I'm here to network... Who isn't? I'm working hard on some new music so I'm looking for some open minded musicians. I need a sick bass player, an amazing drummer and a good vocalist. And maybe someone who can play samples. I need help writing my screenplay. I need someone to cast me in their movie! I need a record deal... My time has come! All I need is a chance. Thanks Stolen Babies! No, really...

Music:

Tool, The Mars Volta, Pink Floyd, Bjork, Mr. Bungle, Ministry, The White Stripes, At The Drive-In, The Beatles, Nirvana, Oingo Boingo, Fantomas, (the) Melvins, Neurosis, System Of A Down, DJ Z-Trip, KMFDM, A Perfect Circle, Pantera, The Misfits, Black Sabbath, Faith No More, Primus, King Crimson, Kid Koala, The Skeletones, Megadeth, The Police, Tomahawk, Meat Beat Manifesto, ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead, The Toasters, X, 1000 Homo DJ's, Dead Kennedys, Melt-Banana, Beastie Boys, Alice In Chains, Lovage, The Revolting Cocks, Jimi Hendrix, Groove Armada, Slipknot, Eminem, Los Fabulosos Cadillacs, Soundgarden, The Reverend Horton Heat, Led Zeppelin, Basement Jaxx, Slayer, Frank Sinatra, Jamiroquai, Lard, Johnny Cash, Skankin' Pickle, Astor Piazzolla (Argentinian Tango), Excessive Force, 311, The Ramones, old-school Pearl Jam, Ludwig Van Beethoven, old-school Mudvayne, The Clash, AC/DC, Soulfly, Aphex Twin, Royal Crown Revue, old-school Static-X, Elvis, Cake, The Vandals, Louis Prima, old-school Metallica, Frank Zappa, Tribes Of Neurot, Aloke Dutta, My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult, Anthrax, Babes In Toyland, The Dillenger Escape Plan, Audioslave, Tenacious D, Tom Waits, Devo, Sly And The Family Stone, old-school Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Handsome Boy Modeling School, Iggy Pop, Skinny Puppy, Human Waste Project, The Locust, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Portishead, Peeping Tom, Mealticket, Stolen Baies, Volto!, Sxip, No Means No, Weird Al Yankovic, Daft Punk

Movies:

A Clockwork Orange, Time Bandits, The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy, Enter The Dragon, Fight Club, The Crow, Seven, Full Metal Jacket, The Dark Crystal, Reservoir Dogs, Cape Fear, The Elephant Man, Titus, Dead Alive, Clerks, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Goonies, Edward ScissorHands, Blue Velvet, Mad Max and The Road Warrior (Beyond Thunderdome was OK), Brazil, The Lost Boys, The Matrix (Reloaded and Revolutions were OK), Robocop, The Silence Of The Lambs, Chasing Amy, Hellraiser I and II, The Original Star Wars Trilogy, La Strada, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, Trainspotting, The Usual Suspects, The Animatrix, Bound, Legend, Nights of Cabiria, The Godfather I and II (III was OK), Amelie, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Greystoke: The Legend Of Tarzan; Lord Of The Apes, Evil Dead I and II, Army Of Darkness, Leon, Braveheart, Ninja Scroll, Bad Taste, The Shining, Amacord, Spirited Away, Batman, Batman Returns, Meet The Feebles, Pulp Fiction, Orgazmo, Immortal Beloved, Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me, Princess Mononoke, The Salton Sea, Memento, Kill Bill Vol. I and II, City Of Lost Children, Eraserhead, Pink Floyds: The Wall, Beetlejuice, Raising Arizona, Snatch, Man Bites Dog, 8 1/2, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Predator, Ed Wood, The Neverending Story, Young Guns I and II, Donnie Darko, Cabin Fever, Willow, Clerks, Swept Away (THE ORIGINAL), Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!, The Killing, Scanners, 12 Monkeys, The Terminator I and II (III was OK), Rushmore, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Secretary, Sleepy Hollow, What About Bob?, Interveiw With The Vampire, 28 Days Later, Sin City, House Of Flying Daggers, The Illusionist, IF..., Britannia Hospital, O Lucky Man, Lost Highway, Little Shop of Horros (the original and the remake), Yellow Submarine, Tideland, Kung Fu Hustle

Television:

The Simpsons, Carnivale, South Park, Lost, Six Feet Under, Chapelle Show, That 70's Show, The Sopranos, The Critic, Futurama, Family Guy, House

Books:

A Clockwork Orange, The Lord Of The Rings, The Giving Tree

My Blog

Zen Sarcasm

1. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. 2. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. 3. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the w...
Posted by Vlad The Impaler on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 01:32:00 PST

You know you are addicted to Zelda when:

I copied this from a friend of mine, I thought it was funny... Because it is!    You never say anything except for "Yaaa!" and "Haaii!" You get extremely irritated every time you hea...
Posted by Vlad The Impaler on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 12:39:00 PST

Rage Against The Machine, Nine Inch Nails, Marilyn Manson, Korn

What do all of these bands have in common? They're some of the most popular rock bands around and I don't like any of them. Why, you might ask? Well for one thing I'm not really into trendy, mainstrea...
Posted by Vlad The Impaler on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 03:41:00 PST

Epitaph

The wall on which the prophets wroteIs cracking at the seams.Upon the instruments of deathThe sunlight brightly gleams.When every man is torn apartWith nightmares and with dreams,Will no one lay the l...
Posted by Vlad The Impaler on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 01:21:00 PST

I was just robbed at gunpoint in Studio City.....

No joke..... It happened behind The Fox and Hounds on Ventura blvd. I was on the phone walking to my car when this beat up Volvo station wagon (silver/metallic blue, with a crushed front right fender ...
Posted by Vlad The Impaler on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 02:06:00 PST

I just got back from Vegas

I went to Vegas for a night to see A Perfect Circle and I just want to comment on how much the crowd sucked. Everyone just stood there! There wasn't any space to move and when it did get going a fight...
Posted by Vlad The Impaler on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Check out my pictures bitch!

Please.....
Posted by Vlad The Impaler on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST