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The Polka Dotted Queen

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About Me

I cause blackouts. I'm an aspiring alcoholic. I love adjectives that start with the letter "S." If I had to choose one deadly sin that embodied me, it would be Pride. I like dead baby jokes--I'm a bad person. Euphemisms make me titter. I'll eat anything except if it has cilantro. I personify bell peppers. I fantasize continually. I plan to marry Keith Murray.

I hate MySpace.

I made this. Feel free to leave me sycophantic compliments. I won't hold it against you.

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My Blog

On which day did God create sound?

One of the best remixes I've ever heard.
Posted by on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 23:11:00 GMT

And He said, "Let there NOT be light."

26 days ago, I was driving around in the (626).  Right at 6:26, while passing through the intersection of Hacienda and Halliburton, the street lamps went out.Now...if I could only control this mu...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 11:11:00 GMT

The Devil Eats Chipotle

In the spirit of Christmas, it is my duty to inform you that if you go to Chipotle, and order chips, salsa, guac, with a side of corn, and a margarita, the total will come out to $6.66.  It might...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 15:33:00 GMT

Soulless

DEVIL:  Welcome, how may I help you?ME:    What can I get for a soul?DEVIL:  The MySpace is selling pretty hot right now.  Usually I charge an arm and a leg for that, but...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 16:44:00 GMT