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James Deen

My foot Hurts can I go To the Nurse

About Me

Hi I'm James Deen. I doubt you recognize me, this is because I'm really only useful from the waist down. I've been in A LOT of porn movies... I honestly have no clue how many. I've been in the adult business since i turned 18. Some people buy lottery tickets and cigarettes... I started taking of my clothes and wiggling my penis around for all to see. Porn was an aspiration i had since i was a child. It was just something i always was drawn towards. When i'm not on set doing porn i am usually on set shooting porn or at home editing porn... wow... maybe i should find a non porn related hobby. If you have any ideas send me a message and let me know. :-)

My Interests

strange Mike Patton side projects, dynasty warriors, building stuff, breaking stuff, jumping off stuff, running around stuff, wine, cigars, pastrami sandwiches, tacos and quesadillas, Pasadena, bowling shoes and PJ pants

I'd like to meet:

GOd..... He has to be a cool guy, and know some magic tricks or something

Music:

Faith No More, Mr. Bungle, Tomohawk, Fantomas, Lovage, Peeping Tom, etc. (damn Mike Patton has been in a lot of bands) Pantera, Motley Crue, Slayer, Skid Row, etc. Propagandhi, Bouncing Souls, Operation Ivy, Circle Jerks, Exploited, The Addicts, etc.

Movies:

The Simpsons movie (oh my god i can't believe it took so long to make), Die Hard (especially #1 and #4) , Pulp Fiction, The Godfather, True Romance, Pump up the Volume,

Television:

All about cartoons. ie: THE SIMPSONS, Futurama, Metalocalypse, ATHF (number one in the hood G), Venture Bros. The Boondocks Non cartoons: The Office, Burn Notice, Monk.... ps PAM IS FUCKING HOT I WANT TO MAKEOUT WITH HER FOR DAYS

Books:

Johnny The Homicidal Maniac.... uhhhhhhhhh Calvin and Hobbes... user manuals for electronic equipment

Heroes:

superman, batman, spiderman, and my dad