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I am my own comic relief

What a season to be beautiful without a reason.

About Me

There is nothing greater than seeing a child happy. Period. ---------------------------- I live in a little town called Memphis, TN. Many people here call it Memphrica, although I'm not sure why. I think thats one of the reasons I get tired of this city. But, I don't mean this like I want to run away and leave. I love living here. If you were to ask any of my friends they would say that I am a very energetic person and that I tend too smile too much. I'm surrently in college. I was an architecture major, but now I am thinking about switching. These past two years were not enjoyable. I hated what I was doing, so I think it is time for a change. I would love to work with children but the pay is horrible. Damn this country. Maybe I could move to Italy or Germany or Sweden where the teachers are appreciated.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Nicholas Matlock
Birthday: 02/28/85
Birthplace: Memphis, TN
Current Location: Memphis, TN, yea I know, i never leave this city
Eye Color: Grayish Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5' 11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: My grandfather is german, woo
The Shoes You Wore Today: Mizuno
Your Weakness: Food, yea food, and then a pretty girl's face, but mainly food
Your Fears: Spiders, damn little bastards
Your Perfect Pizza: mmmmm Meat!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Starting over in college, and for the love of god find a nice girl, just one, thats all
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: haha
Thoughts First Waking Up: ummm
Your Best Physical Feature: haha, damn this sucks, eyes maybe?
Your Bedtime: people sleep?
Your Most Missed Memory: my father
Pepsi or Coke: neither, don't drink cola
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King for the win
Single or Group Dates: Single, just like I always am =P
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Green tea mmmm
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Starbucks?
Do you Smoke: Hell fucking no
Do you Swear: maybe....
Do you Sing: badly
Do you Shower Daily: doesn't everyone?
Have you Been in Love: not sure, I wish I knew
Do you want to go to College: well in college, so yes
Do you want to get Married: Yes, hopefully one day
Do you belive in yourself: More than I probably should
Do you get Motion Sickness: Never
Do you think you are Attractive: Plenty of Gay guys hit on me, does that count for anything?
Are you a Health Freak: On the line
Do you get along with your Parents: Yea, mainly my mommy
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love em
Do you play an Instrument: the hand clap
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Just to taste, heh like a sip
In the past month have you Smoked: No way
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Hell no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Hell no, wait..damnit
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yea
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not a whole box, well actually maybe
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes sir
In the past month have you been on Stage: the stage of life! hahaha, damn that was corny
In the past month have you been Dumped: I have never been dumped! mainly cause I have never really had a serious girlfriend....
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: hmmm nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I brought a shoehorn from work, why? because I could
Ever been Drunk: never
Ever been called a Tease: ironically yes
Ever been Beaten up: not going to let that happen
Ever Shoplifted: I have more sense than that
How do you want to Die: Old age next to the woman I love
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: wish I knew
What country would you most like to Visit: Germany!!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue, green, any eye can be beautiful
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: just not taller than me
Weight: not a huge deal, just try not to weigh more than me (175 pounds by the way)
Best Clothing Style: whatever is comfertable
Number of Drugs I have taken: None biatch, well besides my allergy medicine
Number of CDs I own: too damn many, I have over 100!
Number of Piercings: none! go me
Number of Tattoos: None! go me again!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none! woo I'm the best! I win!
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||| 43%
Stability |||||||||||||||||| 73%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 50%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Interdependence |||||||||| 36%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 50%
Mystical |||||||||||| 50%
Artistic |||||||||| 36%
Religious |||||| 23%
Hedonism |||| 16%
Materialism |||||||||| 36%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 43%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 43%
Need to dominate |||| 16%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Avoidant |||| 16%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||| 56%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency |||| 16%
Change averse |||||| 30%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Individuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Peter pan complex |||||||||| 36%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 50%
Histrionic |||| 16%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 50%
Vanity |||||| 30%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 43%
Female cliche |||| 16% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Interests

Would say video games, but I have had little time for them lately. I do like anime so make fun now. I will play any sport, specially soccer and rugby. Also love to hike, all day!

Music:

'selfish jean" by travis

Add to My Profile | More Videos A Band of Bees, AC/DC, Aerosmith, Aimee Mann, Al Green, Alice In Chains, ALISON KRAUSS, The Allman Brothers Band, Amos Lee, Amy LaVere, Andrew Bird, The Animals, Anthony and The Johnsons, Apples (In Stereo), The Arcade Fire, AUDIOSLAVE, BB King, Band of Horses, The Band, The Bar-Kays, THE BEATLES, BECK, Bella Sun, Belle & Sebastian, Ben Folds Five, BEN HARPER, Ben Kweller, Big Head Todd & The Monsters, Big Star, Billie Holiday, THE BLACK CROWES, Blind Faith, Blind Melon, Blues Traveler, BOB DYLAN, Bob Marley, The Bobs, Bread, Brian Eno, The Brain Jonestown Massacre, Broken Social Scene, Buddy Guy, , Carl Perkins, The Cars, Cat Power, Cheap Trick, CHICAGO, Chris Cornell, Chuck Berry, The Clash, Coldplay, COLLECTIVE SOUL, Corinne Bailey Rae, Counting Crows, Coyote Oldman, The Cranberries, CREAM, CREEDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL, Crosby Stills Nash & Young, Crowded House, The Cure, Dark Hollow Band, Dave Brubeck, DAVID BOWIE, The Decemberists, DEREK & THE DOMINOS, Don McLean, The Doobie Brothers, The Doors, Duke Ellington, Dungen, THE EAGLES, Elliott Smith, Elmore James, Elton John, ELVIS COSTELLO, ERIC CLAPTON, Etta James, The Fellies, The Flaming Lips, FLEETWOOD MAC, The Flying Burrito Brothers, Foo Fighters, Frank Zappa, Franz Ferdinand, FREE, French Kicks, Galaxie 500, Garrison Star, George Benson, GEORGE HARRISON, Gin Blossoms, The Glass, Gnarls Barkley, Goo Goo Dolls, GORILLAZ, Gov't Mule, Grand Funk Railroad, Green Day, The Guess Who, Guided By Voices, Haraln T. Bobo, HEART, Heavy Trash, Huey Lewis & The News, Iron & Wine, Jackson Browne, JAMES BROWN, James Luther Dickinson, James Taylor, JAMIROQUAI, Jane's Addiction, Janis Joplin, Jeff Beck, Jeff Buckley, Jerry Lee Lewis, The Jesus & Mary Chain, JET, Jethro Tull, Jimi Hendrix, JIMMY DAVIS, Joe Walsh, John Coltrane, JOHN LENNON, Johnny Cash, King Khan & BBQ, Kings Of Leon, KT TUNSTALL, Kurt Elling, LED ZEPPELIN, Lenny Kravitz, Little Richard, Longwave, Louis Armstrong, Love, Lucero, Lucinda Williams, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Mark Lanegan, Marvin Gaye, Michael Jackson, Miles Davis, MODEST MOUSE, Mogwai, Moody Blues, Muddy Waters, MY MORNING JACKET, NEIL YOUNG, Nick Drake, Nirvana, North Mississippi Allstars, Oasis, Otis Redding, PAUL MCCARTNEY, PAUL TAYLOR, PEARL JAM, Pete Yorn, Peter Frampton, PINK FLOYD, Pixies, THE POLICE, The Polyphonic Spree, The Pooh Sticks, PRINCE, QUEEN, Queens of the Stone Age, R.E.M., The Raconteurs, RADIOHEAD, Ray Charles, RED HOT CHILLI PEPPERS, Reigning Sound, RINGO STAR, River Bluff Clan, Robie Robertson, Robert Johnston, ROBERT PLANT, THE ROLLING STONES, Rush, SAM & DAVE, SANTANA, Sean Lennon, SHAWN COLVIN, The Shins, SLY & THE FAMILY STONE, Smashing Pumpkins, Snowglobe, Sonic Youth, Soul Asylum, SOUNDGARDEN, Spin Doctors, Spoon, STEELY DAN, Steve Miller Band, STEVIE RAY VAUGHAN, STEVIE WONDER, Sting, STONE TEMPLE PILOTS, The Strokes, Styx, Talking Heads, TEMPLE OF THE DOG, Third Eye Blind, Three Dog NIght, The Thrills, Todd Rundgren, TOM PETTY, Traffic, Traveling Wilburys, Travis, U2, Under The Influence Of Giants, Utopia, VAN MORRISON, The Velvet Underground, The Wallflowers, War, Warren Zevon, THE WHITE STRIPES, The Who, Wilco, Willis Alan Ramsey, The Yardbirds, Yes, ZZ Top... and there will be more to come as time goes on!

Movies:

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Greatest movie ever, period), Office Space, Snatch, Young Frankenstein, Princess Mononoke, Cowboy Bebop, Mallrats, Pulp Fiction, Throw Mamma From the Train, Clerks, Dogma, Kill Bill, Punch Drunk Love, The Lion King, Bambi, The Brave Little Toaster, Finding Nemo, Toy Story, Shrek, Life of Brian, The Meaning of Life, Spiderman, X-Men, Caddyshack, Half Baked, Super Troopers, Liar Liar, Ace Ventura, Sleepless in Seattle, Mrs Doubtfire, On Borrowed Time, On Golden Pond, Help!, A Hard Day's Night, The Last Samurai, The Princess Bride, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Men in Tights, The Breakfast Club, Ghostbusters, Airplane!, To Kill A Mockingbird, 12 Angry Men, Field of Dream, The Little Mermaid, Aladdin, The Incredibles, The Lord of The Rings, Sideways, Ghost in the Shell, Tommy Boy, Jerry Maguire, Days of Thunder, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, As Good As It Gets, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, City of Angels, Fight Club, High Fidelity, ok I am now bored of this so I shall stop.

Television:

Family Guy for the win, Mostly anything on Adult Swim (namely ATHF), Daily Show, Scrubs, Bad 80's movies on Comdey Central.. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..

Books:

Of Mice and Men, Catch-22, A Farewell to Arms, The Old Man and the Sea, Do cereal boxes count?

Heroes:

I would have to say my Mom before anyone else. She has endured so much pain with neck problems and still managed to work and raise me. Love me mommy. My dad, he may not have always been there for me but he always cared about me above anything else. He loved me more than anything and managed to keep on living just to see me make something of myself. I will always love him. May he rest in peace.

My Blog

If only I had the time...

I know what I want to do!  A lady came into work with two young children,  She was looking to buy the little girl soccer cleats.  As I talked to the woman, I found out that the kids wer...
Posted by I am my own comic relief on Sun, 18 Sep 2005 03:40:00 PST