video games, snes, squaresoft, programming, Java, schadenfreude, sugar gliders, lizards, arachnids, cephalopods, Raistlin, Yoshi, SHODAN, Pyramid Head, TMNT, My Little Pony, unicorns, dragons, Photoshop, Flash, Pop Rocks, strawberries, spicy food, baking, sewing, Illig clothing, somethingawful.com, tequila, midori sours, high-end cosmetics, sales racks, Dragonlance novels, robots that malfunction and go on a murderous rampage, improv, sarcasm, really bad jokes, pumping iron, combat boots, mustard, going down to the discotheque and busting my fly moves, avoiding banana peels, long road trips, singing along to Salt n Pepa really loudly in my car, giving people high-fives, when a slime draws near, being awesome 24/7
Video Games
The Adventures of Lolo, Super Mario Bros, Megaman, Sonic the Hedgehog 3, Caveman Games, Ice Climber, Yoshi's Island, The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Katamari Damacy, Mars Matrix, Vib Ribbon, The Sims, Tetris, Columns, Dragon Warrior, Silent Hill 1-3, Quake 3, System Shock 2, Half-Life 2, Unreal Tournament 2003/2004, Burnout 3, Super Smash Bros, Mario Kart, Xenogears, Vagrant Story, Dragon Warrior, the Final Fantasy Series, Chrono Trigger, Secret of Mana, Planescape: Torment
A dinosaur!
Anything that has hi-hats on the upbeat.
Fight Club, The Princess Bride, Hamlet (1996), Mirrormask, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Galaxy Quest, The Addams Family, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Death to Smoochy, Time Bandits, The Big Lebowski, Event Horizon, American Psycho, Rules of Attraction, Being John Malkovich, Leon: The Professional, Ed Wood, Edward Scissorhands, The Lord of the Rings, The Brave Little Toaster, The Last Unicorn, The Lion King
Anime
Spriggan, Blood: The Last Vampire, Spirited Away, Neon Genesis Evangelion, El Hazaard, Escaflowne, Jungle wa Itsumo Hale Nochi Guu
Battlestar Galactica, Whose Line Is It Anyway?, MST3K, The Simpsons, Invader Zim, Da Ali G Show, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, Supermarket Sweep, Iron Chef, everything on the Food Network, Perfect Strangers, Mork and Mindy, infomercials
Neal Stephenson - Snow Crash, Kurt Vonnegut - Cat's Cradle, Kurt Vonnegut - Slaughterhouse 5, Chuck Palahniuk - Choke, Shakespeare - Hamlet, Ben Willmore - Photoshop CS Studio Techniques, Carl Sagan - The Dragons of Eden, Jared Diamond - Guns, Germs and Steel, Jared Diamond - Why is Sex Fun?, Jhonen Vasquez - Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Jhonen Vasquez - Squee, Neil Gaiman - The Sandman series, RA Salvatore's Dark Elf trilogy, Dragons of Autumn Twilight, and every damn Dragonlance book ever written by Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman
Christopher Walken, maschinengel, Tanooki Mario, Pyramid Head, Fat Tidus, the internet
Your Mom
was incredible last night.