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miss jenny

I'm your BurlesquePirateGothabillyBlack-Metal PinUp!

About Me

I'm a burlesque showgirl, nightclub entertainer, comedienne, pinup/fetish & subculture fashion model, emcee, club promoter and booker, actress, author and Left-Hand Path witch. By day I work for a witchcraft shop and do readings for private clients and Pagan events. I'm also a licensed esthetician and MUA. My best girl; The Bright Fey is coming into her own as a brilliant student and musician and quite the powerful witch indeed. And my beloved partner-in-crime; Nicholas, and I have only just begun our unholy collaborations...

My Interests

Performing, working, etc; and on my nights off; cocktails, dancing and holding court in my favorite swanky nightclubs. I also love entertaining friends at soirees at my home. I love Ren Faire, war re-enactments and Pagan Pride events, pirates' guilds, the beach, the mountains, the desert, the city, vintage stores, antiquing, museums and libraries. When I stay in alone, I study magick, (Satanic magick, voodoo, hoodoo, astrology, European Paganism, American folklore, Odinism, runes, tarot, other divination, etc), paranormal lore, hauntings, true crime, conspiracy theories, foreign languages (Norwegian, Swedish & I've always spoken Spanish), erotica, history, herbalism, nutrition, yoga, Ayurveda and beauty techniques. I'm also a fantastic cook and I grow my own herbs. TURN ONS: Chivalry! Younger men, Guys w/ long hair, pomps or quifs, Classic Cadillacs - I have one so far! Vintage lingerie, trashy novels, candlelight, true ghost stories, shock humor, blasphemy, watching hot guys fight, fence, pit and wreck, strong drinks, Victorian corsetry (on me), corpsepaint (on you), lip piercings, hair-pulling, spanking, role-playing, getting banged in Norwegian or Swedish, drinking mead while in the shower, dipping fries in my Frosty dessert, the sight of little kids crying outside of Chuck E. Cheese, watching people run for their lives and the sound of a whole lot of people tap dancing at once. TURN OFFS: christianity, hip-hop, homophobia, bad manners, marijuana, SUVs, modern trends, Political Correctness, cock-blockers, bad dressers, wiggers, guys who like skinny girls, flakiness, girlfriends and wives, hyphenated last names, noisy sticky children, having to explain what a mjollnir is, being called 'Jenny' and the inability to find bras that fit.

I'd like to meet:

Burlesque producers, club owners and promoters, photographers, casting & modeling agents, filmmakers, clothing companies and others who would like to book me. GOOD bands (good talent AND attitude - and hot, willing musicians don't hurt either...) that want to be booked into SoCal clubs by me. I work with Metal, Black Metal, Psychobilly & Rockabilly. For fuxssakes: NO HIP-HOP!!! Other performers, models, business-folk, etc. who would like to cross-promote and expand connections. And I'm always thrilled to hear from fans! Also: other witches, Pagans, Satanists, 'Billy fans, Metalheads (esp Black Metal, esp esp fra Norge eller Sverige), vamps and Ren Faire Folk who wanna talk shop and last but not least; some handsome, available boys who are verrrry open-minded and not a complete pain in the ass.

Music:

Big Band, Rockabilly, Psychobilly, Hillbilly, Country, Gothabilly, Horror Surf, Lounge, Roaring 20's, Mod, Goth, Goth/Vampyric Metal, Satanic Metal, Black Metal, Norse, Celt, Pict, Folkmusik, Renaissance, Classical and Old Jazz. IE: The Rat Pack, Elvis, The Doors, The Beatles, Brian Setzer, BBVD, Royal Crown Revue, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Lee Press-On and the Nails, Glenn Miller, Benny Goodman, Billie Holliday, Cotton Club performers, Bill Haley, The Ventures, The Ghastly Ones, The Bomboras, Deadbolt, Tiger Army, Nekromantix, Horrorpops, Hellbillys, The Rev, The ChopTops, Mozart, Beethoven, Bach, Mussorgsky, Wagner, Danzig, Type O, Moonspell, Cradle, Dimmu, Enslaved, Darkthrone, Isengard, Storm, Satyricon, Sykdom, Absurd...and yes: Burzum AND Mayhem...

Movies:

Any old movies: I feel no one has the right to wear Marilyn Monroe or Elvis merchandise until they've seen their movies. My favorites are: Some Like it Hot, Gents Prefer Blondes, Royal Wedding, Blue Hawaii, L.A. Confidential, West Side Story, Pulp Fiction, The Pink Panther movies, Paint Your Wagon, Josey Wales, Lonesome Dove, The Patriot, Moulin Rouge, Birdcage, Connie & Carla, Chocolat, Quills, Int w/ a Vampire, Dracula, The Changeling, LOTR, POTC, 13th Warrior, Princess Bride, Shrek, Dangerous Beauty, Shakespeare in Love, Metal: a Headbanger's journey, Clerks, Spinal Tap, Top Secret, Naked Gun, Disney movies and the occasional stupid comedy for when I need to ground. And then we all have our guilty pleasues...

Television:

I Love Lucy, Milton Berle, Johnny Carson, Carol Burnett, Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts, Simpsons, Family Guy, Malcolm, House, and Bones.

Books:

Bios of my favorite stars, Pin up books and magazines, true crime and conspiracies, Lords of Chaos, Anton LaVey, Anne Rice, (esp. the Sleeping Beauty trilogy) Konstantinos, Helen Fielding, James Patterson, Sue Grafton, Amanda Matetsky, Laurel K. Hamilton, James Ellroy, Toni Morrison, Tolkien, J.K. Rowling and all of my study materials.

Heroes:

Anton LaVey, Howard Stern, Johnny Depp, Judge Judy, Lucille Ball, Marilyn Monroe, Pearl Bailey, Bettie Page, Mae West, Lilli St.Cyr, Gypsy Rose Lee, Elizabeth Short, Billie Holliday, Josephine Baker, Larry Flynt, Hugh Hefner, Elvis Presley, Glenn Danzig, Peter Steele, Brian Setzer, The Poxy Boggards, The Blues Brothers, Dean Martin, Desi Arnaz, Clint Eastwood, Russell Means, Laurie Cabot, The Lady Chablis, RuPaul, Dame Edna, Danny Elfman, Tim Burton, Danny Bonaduce, John Denver, Rusty Warren, Sophie Tucker, Benny Hill, The guys in Monty Python, Eddie Izzard, The Blue Collar comedy guys: Ron, Jeff, Bill and Larry, George Carlin, The 3 Stooges, Oscar Wilde, Marquis deSade, Captain Jack Sparrow, all Norwegian church-burners and if you show me a good time; you.

My Blog

Poets duel between new lovers

He: I throb even now for her touch and know how She:  And to a church, o'er a crucifix he bent her. To Hell and back he sent her. Yet ne'er hath he spent her; his thrusts grinding christ's beard ...
Posted by miss jenny on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 03:45:00 PST

Dedicated to and inspired by Sir N.S.

Ne’er a more sordid tale than that of Count Sutherland’s lifeDecadence and debauchery; of which it was rifeSins of flesh - his business bent,his endowments - never spentHis madness matched...
Posted by miss jenny on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 02:20:00 PST

Draconian Ardeur

                 'Pon this restless night I lounge about alone            &nb...
Posted by miss jenny on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 02:44:00 PST

A blasphemous Beltane to all!

           He revels with Heretics and drafts of wine, but in the morn he's to be at church on time. He prays for his sin, to commit it again;&nb...
Posted by miss jenny on Thu, 03 May 2007 12:55:00 PST

Why have a girlfriend?

                 Dear friends, as many of you know, I am new to this myspace phenomenon. I have always been a technophobe. I f...
Posted by miss jenny on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 03:30:00 PST