The 35 Rules of Life |
The 35 Rules of Life 1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often. 3. Going to church d...
Posted by kev on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 02:32:00 PST |
Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer |
Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer
There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally and by hand.This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).If you receive...
Posted by kev on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 02:36:00 PST |
Sights from around the world......... |
PLEASE CLICK ON THIS LINK
"http://show.zoho.com/embed?USER=sridhar&DOC=thingsyouwi
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Posted by kev on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 06:26:00 PST |
what women do to look good |
This was sent to me by a special lady...
All hair removal methods have tricked women with theirpromises of easy, painless removal - The Epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the wax.Read on...
Posted by kev on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 04:10:00 PST |
Hairdressers Advice and the Trip to See the Pope |
>> Subject: The Pope......>>>> A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to>> Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who>> responded, "Rome? Why wo...
Posted by kev on Tue, 29 May 2007 11:17:00 PST |
Sweet Tooth |
Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After >>>Eight. >>>She was from Quality Street , he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way >>>they >>>stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum an...
Posted by kev on Tue, 29 May 2007 11:10:00 PST |
30 years |
hi
i have been stuck indoors today, trapped by the Lincolnshire rain. i used the time to create a new music player which is featured in my profile. the new one contains tracks which were recorded ove...
Posted by kev on Tue, 29 May 2007 04:26:00 PST |
Doctor Doctor, Help me please |
>A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a fancy dress>party. He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden>leg,so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his proble...
Posted by kev on Thu, 24 May 2007 11:10:00 PST |
Your Having a Laugh |
Listen up my friends.
i keep getting stacks of emailed jokes and funnies.
i like to keep them so i can dip in to them every now again, you know, to cheer myself up in times of trouble.
it's ...
Posted by kev on Thu, 24 May 2007 11:16:00 PST |
Americans please read this |
IN RECENT LIGHT OF THE PASSING MILENNIUM, THE DIVINE HOLDER OF ROYALTY QUEEN ELIZABETH II WILL BE REPOSESSING THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
A Message from John Cleese to the citizens of...
Posted by kev on Thu, 24 May 2007 11:06:00 PST |
