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About Me

Rocking like a bad girls car on a school night. DJ, Student, Cardigan wearing Nymphoid Barbarian in Hell.

My Interests

Gobblers Knob.

Music:

Afghan whigs, Teenage Fanclub, Belly, Weezer, Nirvana. Papas Fritas, Grandaddy,Beastie Boys, Flaming Lips, Weezer, LCD Soundsytem, Hot Chip, Lynrd Skynrd, Led Zep, AC/DC, Trail Of Dead, Sonic Youth, Ramones, Clash, Brutal Truth, Napalm Death, Hole, AFX, Pantera, Justice, Young Knives, Faith No More, Mclusky, Mudhoney, Deftones, Queens of the Stone Age, Fugazi,Guillemots, Gojira, Mastodon.

Movies:

Eternal Sunshine. Pans Labyrinth, Pi, Millers Crossing, Lost In Translation, Star WarsWhen We Were Kings, Clerks, Dogma, Chasing Amy, Mallrats, Nightwatch, Jaws, Evil Dead, History of Violence, Annie Hall, Versus, Ichi The Killer,Halloween, Visitor Q, School of Rock,Oldboy, Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance, Lady, Vengeance, Office Space, Pecker, Mars AttacksThank You For Smoking.

Television:

Nathan Barley, Peep show, Futurama, Simpsons, MPD Psycho, Spaced, Black Books, Green Wing (Pre-Special), My Name is Earl, Brass Eye

Books:

James Ellroy, Gregory McDonald, Kinky Friedman

Heroes:

Bill Hicks, Greg Dulli

My Blog

My blog is a giant cock raping nostalgia.

Sex Pistols in at 42 in the hot 100. Outsold by the Wombats despite the backing of every band ever and the NME saying we should buy it. Happy, happy , happy. everybodies happy....
Posted by Get Cake. Eat Cake. Fat. on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 12:05:00 PST

Nostalgia is a big cock raping creativity.

Bit phallocentric that subject, no? Sadly, yes. But no matter. We live in times where the Cribs claim to be an alternative to the mainstream because they tour in a transit, not a tour bus. That ...
Posted by Get Cake. Eat Cake. Fat. on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 06:10:00 PST

Just in case...

...Anyone tries to say hello and I don't reply and they decide life is not worth living and they eat tuna until they turn Dolphin and then die on their tasteful fucking Ikea sofa I will be at the Read...
Posted by Get Cake. Eat Cake. Fat. on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 09:06:00 PST

Graduation Day!

So, since the last post I have had run ins with racist (or at least xenophobic (thank you for the correction, Georgia.)) Myspacers who claim that all pick pocketry in London is down to immigrants (Dic...
Posted by Get Cake. Eat Cake. Fat. on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 01:27:00 PST

Late Allocation Weekend Reading Tickets with Friday Site Access

Dear Mr. Benn, My girlfriend and I bought weekend ticke...
Posted by Get Cake. Eat Cake. Fat. on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 07:11:00 PST

Send Harry to Iraq!

Send Prince Harry to Iraq! Send his Dad and Grandparents, send his brother and cousins and send them to the fucking front.Also,fuck any idiots who joined the Army and died. The loss of these bull...
Posted by Get Cake. Eat Cake. Fat. on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 03:20:00 PST

Piss and Vinegar....

Could I be more full of hate? Well, yeah, obviously. Still, I really don't think that should put me off a mini-rant. Just found some fucktard with a name lovingly cribbed from a popular elctro/...
Posted by Get Cake. Eat Cake. Fat. on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 01:21:00 PST

Headaches and other funnies.

Apparently the Ladytron gig is going ahead. BBC don't you know. FUCKS SAKE!
Posted by Get Cake. Eat Cake. Fat. on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 09:08:00 PST

Who doesn't love a whiney Blog?

It is 1;15 on Saturday 17/02/07. I am sat up on Myspace unable to sleep with a mild headache descending. I am currently in th eprocess of being made redundant. Not even redundant, my less than a year ...
Posted by Get Cake. Eat Cake. Fat. on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 05:31:00 PST

I don't much like Biffy Clyro...

LOOK! An emoticon to show my confusion! Do you see it? Then understand it represents how I feel as best the emoticons offered to me could in the time I could be bothered looking. The confused em...
Posted by Get Cake. Eat Cake. Fat. on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 11:36:00 PST