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Edgar Allan Poe

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About Me

I am nothing more but an obscure man getting by as much as Fate will allow me. I am new to this magnificent concept called "The Internet" and an amateur at utilizing its powers. I vow to improve, to aid both our sakes.
If you are having troubles identical or almost to mine, I propose to you a log of "How-To"s that will help you survive in this century. It is in my blog and labeled obviously as "How-To"s of the 21st Century. It is still young and I am still collecting useful information. It is not a promienent work for I do not know the clockwork of today, nor the correct method of a writing "How-To"s, I reccommend my works from the 19th Century, which you may read all free of charge on the Internet.
If you would like a extenseive biography on myself, there are abundants provided online that you may choose from. However, I do not reccommend the biography written by Ludwig. May he suffer and burn in the deepest depths of Hell.This is an enthralling small film narrating my story, "The Tell-Tale Heart." Although it has jumbled the words about, it still holds the original suspense I intended it to have and intensely amplified by a bone-chilling narrator, grotesque imagery, and the final sentence that exquisitely executes this fine masterpeice.

My Interests

Poetry and prose, reading, writing, critique, spending time with women that I love, talking with friends, "The Internet," in-depth conversaion, wasting leisure hours admiring nature

I'd like to meet:

There is only a single gentleman I wish to formally introduce myself to, and that feat being impossible, ergo pointless it would be to name him. However, I would like to reunite with my mother and, more importantly, my dear sissy--my wifey--my Virginia again--if it be for a single moment, a phantasm born of my own pathetic desperation, or otherwise.

Music:

Classical peices or soul-elevating lyrics that tastefully accompany the melody of its musical counterpart.

Movies:

I have taken quite a fancy for "The Producers" -- the musical. It wonderfully combines insulting lyrics, perverse humor, and awkward content all in one, nice little disk drizzled in delicious satire. Who is this horrible "Hitler" and why is he idoled as sin? He appears to be quite a gay individual.

Books:

Various.

Heroes:

Lord Byron, William Shakespear, John Milton, Edward C. Pinkney, Nathaniel Hawthorne, Alfred Tennyson, Ann Radcliffe, Alexander Pope, Johnathan Swift, Charles Dickens (soley for his irrepressible aptitude), and obviously, my dear Muddy and dear, dear Sissy.

My Blog

The Conquerer Worm and Alone

"The Conquerer Worm" Lo! 'tis a gala night Within the lonesome latter years! An angel throng, bewinged, bedight In veils, and drowned in tears, Sit in a theatre, to see...
Posted by Edgar Allan Poe on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 03:13:00 PST

Pluto the "Virtual Pet"

adopt your own virtual pet! Alas! I have delightfully molded a "virtual pet" after Pluto the Cat from "The Black Cat" by yours. At present, I do not have the slightest knowle...
Posted by Edgar Allan Poe on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 09:48:00 PST

"How-To"s of the 21st Century (1-7)

Please forgive me for not explaining what purpose this entry serves. As I undoubtedly hail from 19th Century America, I immediately noticed drastic changes upon my arrival and wish to create a basic H...
Posted by Edgar Allan Poe on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 05:10:00 PST