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beth tom

i don't know whether to shit or go blind.

About Me

i don't know anything.

www.bethtom.com

My Interests

penmanship.

I'd like to meet:

jarvis masters.- - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Movies:

i make.

Television:

The Electric Company.

Books:

and cards. in the trailer.

Heroes:

mr. rogers. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

My Blog

song for obama.

SONG FOR OBAMA: "Our Legs Are Burning"Performed by Kate SchuttWritten by Kate Schutt and Koko Bonaparte"Your word is a lamp to my feet and a light to my path." Psalm 119, line 105Barack Obama's love o...
Posted by beth tom on Thu, 06 Nov 2008 01:52:00 PST

attention Y & R writers:

dear writers of the Young & Restless:PUL-EEEEEEEEEEEZ stop with the "Jack trying to act like Victor on the taperecorder" bit.it is seriously pissing me off.
Posted by beth tom on Fri, 17 Oct 2008 11:41:00 PST

where’s MY fucking bailout plan?

i agree with mike:Do the arith metic . . . I'm again st the $85 BILLI ON bailo ut of AIG.Inste ad, I'm in favor of givin g $ 85, 000, 000, 000 to Ameri ca in a"We Deser ve It" divid end. To make the...
Posted by beth tom on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 01:31:00 PST

paths

clod hop.through the tulips.through the dog shit.throught the doooooog shit comeclod hop.through the dog shit.with me. (repeat.)
Posted by beth tom on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 03:03:00 PST

the incomparable aught-eight.

this is a new drink i invented this summer. it's called the aught-eight.you make it like this:fresh-squeezed lemonade, lightly sweetened with honey.seltzer water.a splash of cherry-cranberry juice for...
Posted by beth tom on Tue, 26 Aug 2008 12:31:00 PST

hello/goodbye

if we all knew from the start that life would be a series of goodbyes, how many of us would have said hello in the first place? ...
Posted by beth tom on Tue, 27 May 2008 08:16:00 PST

pandora

i found a thing called pandora. it is an experiment. it is an online radio station trying to find/make musical genes and "breed" music by defining its sonic qualities. by defining those qualities (set...
Posted by beth tom on Sun, 11 May 2008 02:25:00 PST

the dirty briar patch

i invented a drink today! here is the recipe:make a little bit of sun tea. i used tazo's wild sweet orange.add some mandarin absolut.add a little frozen lemonade.stir it up and add ice.put a sugar cub...
Posted by beth tom on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 01:14:00 PST

today my dad took me to lunch.

today my dad took me and brian to lunch. it was to dilly's deli, which is delicious. i had a delicious coke and a turkey and cream cheese and avocado and sprout on wheat sandwich and a bread bowl of b...
Posted by beth tom on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 12:34:00 PST

poem for reconnoitering

today i woke up enlightened!sultry, sexy, bright-eyedenlightened.you give me one word, onewordand it has to be like thatthis is a fuzziness on hard green tileexplored by scurryinglittle roaches born d...
Posted by beth tom on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 02:02:00 PST