My real name is Gracie Green, but most people call me Gracie Green. I am a 4 year old girl Jack Russell terrier from Deal in Kent. I wear 4 matching green wellies when it's very wet hence the name.My current favourite occupation is chasing mice. I'm quite good at catching things that move. Once I caught a rat and shook it to death and on another occasion I caught a French lizard by the tail but it managed to shed it's tail and lived to tel the tale ...... Ha ha. I bet yo didn't know that dogs could have a sense of humour too?I developed my sense of humour from close contact with that boy, you know Phil Parkinson my hero. I'm not too sure about his black nail polish though ...First thing you need to know about me is that my breath absolutely stinks. You would find it hard to believe how something so pungent could come out of my beautiful mouth, but c’est la vie. It honestly smells like I have been eating shit all day. My dad sometimes calls me BOAT-A. This stands for “breath of a thousand assholes.†Mum sometimes tries to brush my teeth, the toothpaste is meat flavoured so i love licking it off.My mum’s called Geraldine and I REALLY love her.. It always makes me laugh when I think about that name. Just exactly how does someone end up with a name like Geraldine?? My dad’s called Phil. He’s a good boy (www.myspace.com/princephilosopher). He lives in Brighton and I go down there and stay at his once every couple of months. I love him. Unlike mum, he lets me sleep in his bed. In the mornings, I tear up under the duvet and lick his face. It’s a bit cheeky as my spit makes his face smell of human faeces (unlucky dad!!).I am super fit and run at least 5 miles a day. Mum gives me fresh fruit every morning and that helps me stay fit and healthy too.I am extremely anti-social towards other dogs; I just can’t stand them. They really get on my tits (I have 8 tits). I never growl at humans, but if a dog comes within an inch of me, I screw up my lips and show it my molars. Why shouldn’t I? You’ve never even met me before, and you want to sniff my asshole? Here’s a tip for you lads… Why don’t you try saying hello instead of trying to bury your nose up my colon?I have a really unusual tail… Dad calls it my cocktail because it’s the shape of a man’s dick… Gross.I achieved first place in the 2006 “Most Beautiful Dog in the World Awardsâ€. I am thinking about starting a career in dog modelling. There’s not as much money in it as human modelling, but I am better looking than most humans, so that should even things out.I have a weird fascination with sticks. I don’t know what it is about them, but I love them. I chew the sticks until my gums bleed. Rubber balls are good to chew too.I’d like to say thanks to my dad for writing out this “about me†section. I’m really bad with computers. I also have paws, and every time I try to type, I press about 3 keys… It really pisses me off.If you like what you see, add me and perhaps we can get to know each other better. I am Mini G-Flex.
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