Minesweeper (I can't be the only one), cuddling, destroying, hugging, foiling master plans, poppin' bottles, compressing (skulls, spines, music... whatever), kissing, torturing the innocent, spooning, isometric pressure, being all that is me, burninating the peasants, foreplay, Guitar Hero, life... and teddy bears... pretty, pretty teddy bears... with laser eyes... and aggressive tendencies
Desktop Tower Defense
be a dork/shoot things/make them die/be happy/...repeat
I'd like to meet:
I'd like to meet people with personalities... who are least moderately attractive... and i'd like to order a muse... someone who can spark my creative juices and get me writing...
AIM at me...alacafontaine ...i'm eternally online
i'd like to meet my MySpace friends, especially if you're local... don't be shy, bitches...
and i'd like to meet my match... where are my rivals???
Study: Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful To Monkeys
Music:
KoRn Video:
Songs of the Moment: (or pretty much whatever's in my head at the moment)
Pitbull, et al. - Go Girl
Bury Your Dead - "Fever Dream"
The Subways - "Girls and Boys"
Queens of the Stone Age - "Make It Wit Chu"
Snoop Dogg - "Those Gurlz"
KoRn , Jay-Z , SlipKnot , The Agony Scene , LP , Luda , Static-X , The Yeah Yeah Yeahs , Eminem , D12 , S.O.A.D. , Tenacious D , Green Day , Killswitch Engage , Strapping Young Lad , Between the Buried and Me , chevelle , Orgy , Philly's Most Wanted , Kittie , The Dresden Dolls , Gorillaz , Aiden , Sinai Beach , She Wants Revenge , HateBreed , Incubus , Ginuwine , DMX , My Chemical Romance , Rob (White) Zombie , Nirvana, Metallica , The White Stripes , Jet , R. Kelly , The Isley Brothers, Missy Elliot , Timbaland , AFI , Black Eyed Peas (Will.I.Am), R.A.T.M. , Drag-On , Powerman 5000 , The Neptunes (N.E.R.D.) , Boyz II Men (w/ Motown ), Staind , RHCP , Finch , No Doubt , Modest Mouse , GodSmack , Taproot , Metric , The Subways , The Shys , Bullet For My Valentine , Eagles of Death Metal , Lupe Fiasco, Lamb of God, Dethklok, Shadows Fall, Amy Winehouse, Interpol, Megadeth
and most importantly, Nickelback sux , and if u didn't know that, u have serious quality control issues
Chad Kroeger NEEDS TO DIE
Movies:
Horror, Comedy, Action, Drama, Musical, Sci-Fi... as long as it doesn't lull me to sleep (The Hours), or have way too many colors (The Cat In The Hat), I can watch it... i like my movies good, but sometimes it's just fun to laugh at the crapulescent offerings of late-night Showtimepretty much any movie dealing Johnny Depp, Daniel Day-Lewis, Hugh Jackman and/or Christian Bale... Tim Burton, Scorcese, Judd Apatow... and umm... lasers? that do anything for you?
Television:
The Simpsons, Futurama, South Park, Stella, Scrubs, Heroes, Smallville, Reno: 911, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Teen Titans, Venture Brothers, Planet Earth, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Family Guy, Chappelle's Show, Robot Chicken, Dead Like Me, NFL (Redskins), NBA (Wizards)... i like smart tv ...but omgz! MTV is soo teh kewl
Books:
I'll read whatever's in front of me... unless it's in Italian... but only because i don't speak Italian
Heroes:
Me, Guitar Hero, English in the Bogart era... also, the Thnikkaman, everyone's favorite neighbor Carl, the "hit stick," Brock Samson, the ridiculous offense of the Phoenix Suns, Dr. Zoidberg, Shut Down Corners, Nathan Explosion, dual drum pedals, pioneers of badassery and Trogdor
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