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Teenus!

Laugh and the world laughs with you, fart and uh, chances are you'll be standing alone.

About Me

I have got to change this. Okay so I got the high speed internet. Yes it is sweet, don't know why I waited so long. Anyhoo, about me, currently? Well, I moved out to the City of Angels to pursue acting and all its splendor. I've got some great stuff, but the constant wondering when you get a paycheck or how, makes me a little crazy. Its fun when you do it and don't have to rely on it to pay the bills. I rely on kids parties for that. Twisting can generate some good money--who knew? Well, my two loves are being creative in some respect and Health, so to fullfill the latter passion I decided to enroll in a school in New York City. By June I will be a certified holistic health counselor! Yay! Eventually Steve and I will probably make the move to Nebraska, but I don't think LA is done with me yet, or vice versa. Whether its acting, writing, or entertaining, I need to continue to be creative in some respect or I will spontaniously combust. Other than that, the usual is that I grew up in the midwest, yadda yadda, wanted to move to Los Angeles right away, but was short on dough, worked on cruise ships, finally made it out, and hated it for a year. Now I am addicted to Trader Joes, good sushi, Disneyland, trips downtown to get super cheap stuff, the beach, amazing restaurants, etc. I do miss the midwest, especially the thunderstorms and the smell of a good rain. I grew up around a ton of animals, but all I have now is a Maxie Pad--he's my cat, and Buddy Falcore the III. I am a jack of all trades, but master of none....but at least I can put actress, clown, princess, event coordinator, palm reader, tarot reader, go go dancer, bon bon girl, burlesque dancer, elf, cheerleader, spokesperson, storyteller, face painter, balloon artist extrordinairre on my resume : ) A few other things that might be beneficial... health nut, huge animal lover, I occasionally wear a mouthpiece, am lactose tolerant, love horseradish, but it does not love me back, and am a semi contortionist. Woo HOoo!
You are a New Age Girl!
You're bright, opinionated, and dedicated to changing the world.
Even if it's one hybrid car at a time, you do you part to make things better.
In fact, you may be so busy with your causes that you have little time for love.
Take an extra yoga class or two, and you just might meet New Age Guy! What Kind of Girl Are You?

You are The Lovers

Motive, power, and action, arising from Inspiration and Impulse.

The Lovers represents intuition and inspiration. Very often a choice needs to be made.

Originally, this card was called just LOVE. And that's actually more apt than "Lovers." Love follows in this sequence of growth and maturity. And, coming after the Emperor, who is about control, it is a radical change in perspective. LOVE is a force that makes you choose and decide for reasons you often can't understand; it makes you surrender control to a higher power. And that is what this card is all about. Finding something or someone who is so much a part of yourself, so perfectly attuned to you and you to them, that you cannot, dare not resist. This card indicates that the you have or will come across a person, career, challenge or thing that you will fall in love with. You will know instinctively that you must have this, even if it means diverging from your chosen path. No matter the difficulties, without it you will never be complete.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.


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You Are Most Like Charlotte!
You are the ultimate romantic idealist
You've been hurt before, but that hasn't caused you to give up on love.
If anything, your resolve to fall in love is stronger than ever.
And it's this feminine optimism that men find most appealing about you.
Romantic prediction: That guy you are seeing (or crushing on)?
Could be very serious - if you play your cards right! Which Sex and the City Vixen Are You?

My Interests

Deserted pastures, animals, papayas, burlesque, bellydancing, peaceful surroundings, My Little Ponies, health food, yoga, sweet mix tapes, "developing my sixth sense", minimum maintenance roads, a good mohito, sushi that floats on boats, and Disneyland.

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You are The Star

Hope, expectation, Bright promises.

The Star is one of the great cards of faith, dreams realised

The Star is a card that looks to the future. It does not predict any immediate or powerful change, but it does predict hope and healing. This card suggests clarity of vision, spiritual insight. And, most importantly, that unexpected help will be coming, with water to quench your thirst, with a guiding light to the future. They might say you're a dreamer, but you're not the only one.

What Tarot Card are You?
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I'd like to meet:

Old friends, new friends, and anyone with big hair.

Music:

80's--esp Prince, Ozzy... Old Country, Metal, Big Hair Bands, Reggaeton, and a little sprinkle of Folk

Movies:

Westerns (Lonesome Dove), love the fairytale stuff, good horror movies, movies that are actually dialogue based, and anything that makes me laugh uncontrollably

Television:

hmmm, Medium. Supernatural, CSI, Bones, American Idol. (Just the auditions of course)

Books:

Healing with the Angels, The Smoke Jumper, anything health related, The Four Agreements, and I am a HUGE self help/new age fan. Love the astrology, palm stuff, etc.

Heroes:

Peaceful people : )
Your Birthdate: August 23
People wouldn't take you for a passionate person - and that's where they'd be wrong.
You can develop deep emotions quickly, and you're the type most likely to move in with someone after a few dates.

Number of True Loves You'll Have: 3

Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 1

You are most compatible with people born on the 5th, 14th, and 23rd of the month. What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?

My Blog

David hassellhoff and Disneyland

This month has been so flippin busy. Got the house painted. One of the painters stole from the house. Got shit back. Parents came to visit for the first time! Woo Hoo! I dragged them to Venice B...
Posted by Teenus! on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 02:53:00 PST

I need help

Wow. So, last saturday I was getting ready for a party. Clown party to be exact. I found my old Ben Nye face paint from college and I wanted to see if it was still okay to use. So I made some rando...
Posted by Teenus! on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 02:03:00 PST

Pinkburrry.

Well I had to check out this pinkberry bizz in LA. Prior to my stop I had heard that noone really knows what is in it, maybe ground up humans...... but I guess "they" said it is not made up of yogurt...
Posted by Teenus! on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 01:49:00 PST

Huh.

Long time no blog. What can I say, this thing is so flippin addicting and I had to break away for awhile.....Big changes are in the works! I enrolled in a school in NEW York City, and will be attend...
Posted by Teenus! on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 09:37:00 PST

Life's Purpose and Pirate's Booty......

I have a set of Russian Fortunetelling Cards because I am ever so facinated by gypsy's. Love em, love em. There is this one card that says something to the extent of You will get what you want towar...
Posted by Teenus! on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 11:28:00 PST

Gray hair sucks.

I remember when I would sit in the van, behind my mom, and pluck her gray hair. She had little. Wow, I think I did this up until the time I was 18? I have one patient momma. Anyhoo, she didn't hav...
Posted by Teenus! on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 08:47:00 PST

On my own terms

Last night I got to get in my skibbies, is this a word? Oh well, gonna make it one for today. Yes, so back to skibbies.....I got to be one of the pick up girls for the Tease @ 3's, and I couldnt beli...
Posted by Teenus! on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 10:26:00 PST

Bad Habits go down hard.

Especially if they pertain to meatballs. Okay, so this year I decided I am not going to be wasteful. I usually buy different hair stuff or facial stuff or makeup and then get half way through and I...
Posted by Teenus! on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 03:59:00 PST

I need to brew a pot of focus tea

Yes, a big pot of focus tea. I am in huge transition mode right now. I want entirely too many things right now and they do not fit together with what I am currently doing whatsoever. So, on the jo...
Posted by Teenus! on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 11:26:00 PST

Johnny Depp, a gorilla, and a gypsy.....

Okay, so this happened a year ago or so, but I saw a pic of a gorilla (will explain) and thought of the party I did for Johnny Depp the great at his home in LA. I was a gypsy magician and I performed...
Posted by Teenus! on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 10:28:00 PST