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John

Check out my stuff at http://www.youtube.com/JohnnyAlto This is all so Heavy Handed!!

About Me

What can I say about me? I'm 29 I reside in Sherman Oaks and Agoura Hills depending on what mood I'm in. I'm a filmmaker (Director, Writer, Producer). I am witty bastard. I'm a sexy bastard. I'm a witty sexy bastard and oh so modest. It's late cut me some slack.TY PENNINGTON'S DUI ARREST TAPE... PART OF IT... FUNNY AS HELL!!!!Your results:
You are Hulk Hulk 100% The Flash 100% Green Lantern 100% Batman 80% Iron Man 80% Superman 70% Spider-Man 70% Robin 60% Catwoman 60% Supergirl 50% Wonder Woman 50% You are a wanderer with
amazing strength.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz
My score on The SUPER VILLAIN Test :
Lex Luthor
(You're evil this much: 76%)
A true super villain, Lex Luthor isn't really bad, because his only crime is really hating Superman, while admiring him. Lex is driven by revenge and power, and will stop at nothing to be considered one of the greatest men who ever lived. The only thing standing in his way is Superman, your arch-nemesis, but in many aspects your best friend. You reign supreme as one of the greatest villains or all time, the origin of the term "Supervillain".
Link: The SUPER VILLAIN Test ( OkCupid Free Online Dating )

My Interests

Books, movies, concerts, video games, fishing, cards, traveling alot, I mean like alot of traveling, hanging out in NYC, hanging out in LA, making movies, making videos, going out to clubs, bars, etc... and a few other things. Basically being a social butterfly and having a life! Occasionally I like to hang out around the house and watch TIVO like a madman or movies.Here's a really great video of David Lynch talking about the bandwagon jumpers that own the Iphone and about watching movies on it!! APPLE SUX!!

I'd like to meet:

Fun outgoing people and maybe even a few old friends from my past.

Music:

PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE VIDEO!!!! By far my Favorite Amy Lee Song ever. Very Rare too. Absolutely amazing.Not a big Classic Rock Hippy person. I like angry music and music that soothes me. KORN, Slipknot, MM, NIN, The Vandals, Black Flag, Radiohead, MCR, 30 seconds to Mars, Beastie Boys, A Tribe Called Quest, Gym Class Heroes, The Sounds, AIR, LTJ Bukem, Evanescence, Linkin Park, Styles of Beyond, Fort Minor, The Donnas, Bloc Party, Mellowdrone, The Dirges, The Neu Tickles, Suicidal Tendencies, Q Lazzarus, Greenskeeper, Punch Baby, Kill Chauntel, Keaton Simons, Suicide Holiday, Blackline, Ten Count Junky, Jasmine Johnson, Lupe Fiasco, American Hi-Fi, La Rocca, Atreyu, Dead Kennedys, Sick of it All, Dropkick Murphys, Clutch, Ribkat and J Heat, Loose Logic, The Attractions, Deftones, Good Charlotte, Johhny Cash, Panic! At The Disco, Weird Al Yankovic, Eminem, BuckCherry, Blink 182, Pennywise, NoFx, and lately I have grown to like Justin Timberlake... just two of his songs though.

Movies:

LOTR TRILOGY, Goodfellas, Raging Bull, Clerks, Tokyo Godfathers, The Killer, Man Bites Dog, The Professional, Shaolin Soccer, God of Cookery, Kung Fu Hustle, The Shawshank Redemption, Ichi the Killer, Dogma, The Iron Giant, The Godfather 1 & 2 but not 3, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (something we wish we could all do)Slither, Bubba Hotep, Evil Dead and Army of Darkness, Galaxy Quest, Billy Madison and of Course CLERKS. Also really big on Japanese Horror films... Mainly Takashi Miike. Chan Wook Park (Korean) JSA, OLDBOY. Loved Battle Royale and The Host. Pan's Labyrinth was a highly underrated film.Funniest clip ever!!!! Watch the WHOLE thing!!

Television:

Most shows on TV are just God awful except for the following... ATHF, Venture Bros., Harvey Birdman, Robot Chicken, Family Guy, The Simpsons, American Dad, Full Metal Alchemist, The Office (Brit Version), Curb your Enthusiasm, Extras, The Sopranos, ROME, MPD Psycho, Scrubs, Attack of the Show and of course To Catch a Predator on Dateline. The best show by far though on TV is Rescue Me on F/X. I must now claim Flight of the Conchords on HBO as the funniest show ever!! Don't forg about Stan Lee's Who Wants to be A Supehero!

Books:

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Heroes:

Leibnitz, Alexander the Great, Marcus Aurelius, Plutarch, Livy, Ovid, Sappho, Dr. Emilio Lazardo, Master Blaster, Baxter Cain, Peter Griffin, Martin Scorcese, Bernardo Bertolucci, Kevin Smith, Batman and of course Lex Luthor!

My Blog

On the eve of my 30th Birthday

So here it is, the eve of my 30th birthday. As I sit here smoking a cigarette, looking back and trying to replay the first quarter of my life, (yes I'm going to live to be at least 120 years old... at...
Posted by John on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 12:31:00 PST

Weekly Haiku... Ok Maybe monthly

My Birthday's coming I will be a year older Long way left to go
Posted by John on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 06:55:00 PST

Haiku Time

I'm hot cause I'm Fly You a'int because you are not This is why I'm hot
Posted by John on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 09:55:00 PST

My Electrified Father and more!

So my Dad went into the hospital today to get a jumpstart. He was knocked out and doctors placed difribulator paddles on his chest, said the word, "CLEAR" and gave him a thorough shock to get his hear...
Posted by John on Sat, 26 May 2007 07:52:00 PST

WEEEEEKLYYYYY HAIIIIIKUUUUUUUU!!!!

When life gets you down Remember it gets better That's what life's about
Posted by John on Mon, 21 May 2007 02:32:00 PST

Keith from Scrubs

I was in Silverlake and I walked out of a bar and who did I see but the guy who used to play Ethan on Passions and Keith on Scrubs. I walked up to him while he was wasted and on his cell phone with hi...
Posted by John on Sun, 20 May 2007 03:00:00 PST

My night with Jensen Ackels and my night with Michael Rosenbaum

I know I have neglected my blog and I apologize for that... I've been busy.   So I went to a local dive bar one night and who did I run into and have a few drinks with but Supernatural's own Jens...
Posted by John on Sun, 20 May 2007 02:54:00 PST

John and Linkin Park

So yesterday a friend of mine and I went to a super secret listening party for the New Linkin Park album. It was out in Hollywood on the corner or carjack and drive by... that's how ghetto the locatio...
Posted by John on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 01:29:00 PST

WEKKLY HAIKU!!!!

I love my haikus They are really insightful I will write some more
Posted by John on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 01:09:00 PST

WEEKLY HAIKU BITCHES!!!!

God I am so drunk How did I get so damn drunk? oh that's right I drank!
Posted by John on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 03:12:00 PST