Elvis Munster, aka- Brett The Barber

About Me

I'm the King of the Spook House Skateboards / Hellbound Clothing empire, tattoo apprentice under Teddy Metzger, Boston Bruins & NJ Devils hockey, stand up comedy, acting, jacked up and missing teeth, Psycho Gypsy Barber Supreme, 1960 Ford Galaxy (that still needs a frame), Lead singer for the buccaneer punk band, Pirate 54. Upright/elec bass death frenzy for my new band Jolly Badfellow, we will fucking kill you!!!! AOL screen name: Nocturnal1954. Tattoos and punk rock forever. Skate and Destroy!

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Disorder Rating
Paranoid Disorder : Very High
Schizoid Disorder : Moderate
Schizotypal Disorder : Very High
Antisocial Disorder : High
Borderline Disorder : Moderate
Histrionic Disorder : Very High
Narcissistic Disorder : Very High
Avoidant Disorder : Moderate
Dependent Disorder : Low
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder : High
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My Interests

Sk8n pools, going on tour with my bands, rollin' 456, hockey, painting on my old broken sk8boards, watching movies with my friends, working on my car, writing, going to the gym, tattoos, anything at all that has to do with stand up comedy, run on sentences, keeping my teeth in my head, staying out of jail and not losing my driver's license again!

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can show me new experiences in life and help me re-discover old ones as well. Anyone who has a passion for the darker side of life. Anyone who can intrigue me with with simple, bullshit conversation. Anyone who may have similar interests. But most importantly, someone who can tell me a good fucking joke!

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Music:

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Movies:

Classic horror, comedy, old sk8 videos, footage of bands and anything with Lee Ving!

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Television:

I don't have much of a stomach for television. I watch tv to escape my life for a little while, not to watch somebody else's, "real life drama". That's why I just stick with cartoons! And of course Comedy Central. p align="center">
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Books:

Sometimes Even Mommy's Make Mistakes. And the second in the series... Meet Your New Baby Brother...Elvis Munster!

Heroes:

Dracula, Master Shake, Mike V., Jack Sparrow, Mr. Blonde, Iggy Pop, Rollins, Travis Bickle, Gene Simmons, Joe Rogan and the fucking god of Rock N' fucking Roll himself.... Keith Richards!

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My Blog

A Simple Question

Fake smiles and surreal situations are all you'll get from me. A man must test his metal, and you ain't got no steel. Have you ever seen the things that nobody else sees? Did you ever hear the things ...
Posted by Elvis Munster, aka- Brett The Barber on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 11:27:00 PST

Hey Barkeep

Bad teeth and broken dreams. Dark skies and negative energy. I'm a nickel and dime kinda guy cos that's all I can afford to be. I'd be a Cadillac tramp but I'm forced to ride the train. I'm my own pub...
Posted by Elvis Munster, aka- Brett The Barber on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 10:59:00 PST

Do Wop and other 50's Music

Do you know who Frankie Lymon and the Teenagers are? What?!?! No! Cos you are a complete fuck up! You can not begin to fully comprehend why I have a Yo Mtv Raps hat! You never will cos you never ...
Posted by Elvis Munster, aka- Brett The Barber on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Snail Check

Why do old men think it's ok to walk around the gym locker room without anything covering their shrivled stumps and raisins? They aren't even doing anything that has anything that has to do with chang...
Posted by Elvis Munster, aka- Brett The Barber on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What would Master Shake do?

As I skate through the valley of death and despair, some punk bitch with baggy pants says, "yo son, cut my hair!". I reach for my buzzer and away I clip. Dreaming of things like Ja...
Posted by Elvis Munster, aka- Brett The Barber on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

VD! Ya gotta love it!

Here's a word of advice: If you see any cute little mohawked out punk rock chicks hangin out in front of CBGB's, do not under any circumstance, walk to Thompkin's Square Park with them at 3am, to fuck...
Posted by Elvis Munster, aka- Brett The Barber on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST