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About Me

First, let me say, I AM NOT A MODEL. Please do not contact me about potential work, casting calls, or whatever service of "exposure" you can provide- I'm not interested. Been there, done that, it made me miserable, end of story. ALTHOUGH if you're an artist or photographer I'm more than happy to check out your work and make something happen.
and with that out of the way on to the real info...
Art is my life. I both create and surround myself with it. I've been described as unapproachable and standoffish but that's not entirely accurate; I choose to remain quiet if I have nothing to say or offer conversation, I see no use in idle chit-chat just to fill awkward silence. But I assure you I am in fact a very likeable person. I was raised to be painfully polite and stressed the importance of proper grammar. I'm devoted to animal liberation and cruelty free living, pro-choice and equal rights (can we just let the gays get hitched already?!) Yeah, I guess I'm one of those liberals. Don't pick battles with my views or beliefs, you'll be the one getting schooled and look stupid in the long run, so don't waste my time. There is never a shortage of black paint or peanut butter in my house. 40% of my brain is a storage unit for files regarding the Black Dahlia murder case. Bettie Page bores me, I'm more of a Marilyn gal. I'm a comic book geek...keep your Spidermans, X-Men and Fantasic 4.. I'd rather tag along with Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, creep around graveyards with the cemeterians, and be torn between extremes with Spawn.
I adore Morrissey. There's no specific reason why, Morrissey is Morrissey and he doesn't have to explain a thing to you because he's Morrissey, and if you don't understand then don't ask.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Property of Brett The Barber

with that stated those "mac it" messages are going straight to the trash bin.

My Blog

The end of your fucking existance.

When it comes to Brett's friends being unsupportive low lives, yeah I've put up with a lot of bullshit.Being 3 months pregnant will not stop me from bashing in your fucking face-- if you have the fuck...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Apr 2009 17:31:00 GMT

Modeling.

Yes, I'll probably do more of it. But seriously, this pinup shit is outta control silly."Pour yourself into this corset, put on those hooker heels and go act sexy on that car! And look at me like you ...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Apr 2009 10:51:00 GMT

The blood stealers.

I hate getting blood drawn. Always the same result. And I'm not talking about tests, I mean the part where I have a major pain and phobia induced mini freak out. But I didn't pass out this time! Some ...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Feb 2009 06:10:00 GMT

Facebook fag tagged.

25 random things, facts, habits and goals about myself. The second part was choosing 25 people to tag and so on, but I run in a tight knit circle so here are mine. No muss, no fuss, no obligation. So ...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jan 2009 23:42:00 GMT

Moz Turns Down Blood Money

After being asked to perform at several festivals in Canada, "Meat Is Murder" musician MORRISSEY responded with his regrets...and this smackdown:"The horror of the Canadian seal-kill is untranslatable...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Jan 2009 19:40:00 GMT

People only like me for my mind

What's Your Best Quality? Your Result: Intelligence Your best quality is intelligence! People like you because you are smart and always make the right decision. Your intelligence also helps you h...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Oct 2008 05:26:00 GMT

Clean bill of mental health!

DisorderRatingParanoid Personality Disorder:LowSchizoid Personality Disorder:LowSchizotypal Personality Disorder:LowAntisocial Personality Disorder:LowBorderline Personality Disorder:LowHistrionic Per...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Oct 2008 05:20:00 GMT

A bit of the hair that dogged me ~Mekanik/EyeScream

Tie me off sweetheart. Sure honey sweetie baby, I love to watch you vomit. Don't get any on my shoes. Oh fuck it, I'm so in love with you I even love your puke. You have the cutest drool I've ever see...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 01:11:00 GMT

Insomnia + movies on demand

My cable bill is going to be so gnarly. Did I really need to pay $5 to see this piece of shit new Lost Boys movie? It's only half thru and I've already thought up 1,000 different ways I could have spe...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Aug 2008 00:28:00 GMT

I bought a bathing suit. gasps! [CONTINUED]

http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk98/Levorpse/leosuit.jpg http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk98/Levorpse/leosuit2.jp g So this is it. I haven't worn it yet...except around the house twirling aroun...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 08:09:00 GMT