found my new career! |
while searching for bullshit on the internet i have stumbled across my true calling: finally! a direction in life hahaha my resume for this job will look something like this: ...
Posted by ¢oll on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 01:44:00 PST |
way too awake for 7 fuckin AM |
as anyone who knows me knows, i'm definitely still awake from last nite. shoving+fighting+nudity+loud guitars+chaos+beer spilled on yer head=DWARVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by ¢oll on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 04:21:00 PST |
hilarious |
so i'm in this halloween store, standing there infront of a rack just checking out their shit. next thing i know, this lady that's fairly close to me fuckin screams. after she recovers fro...
Posted by ¢oll on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 10:25:00 PST |
My dad managed to buy the welfest halogen light ever... |
Just tried puttin the fucker together-what an abortion. It's made wrong and the pieces don't fit together and as anyone who's ever put one of these together knows, the inside wire prevents you f...
Posted by ¢oll on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 12:15:00 PST |
leslie nielsen fuckin rules |
you forget just how much he does til you do what i did and sit down and watch naked gun 33 and a 1/3 or one of his movies. fuckin great!
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Posted by ¢oll on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 12:34:00 PST |
are you kidding me |
Some random tourists just wandered in and were looking around and started VIDEO TAPING and peering into the office and mumbling something about american girls. I cant wait til that video ends...
Posted by ¢oll on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
hell-a-vision shock |
I just took a trip down the feels-like-Im-gonna-fall-cuz-theyre-so-narrow stairs to use the microwave at work and I found some sort of bean bag pillow type deal already in there, all heated up. ...
Posted by ¢oll on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
buy a fuckin calculator |
I am lookin over an independent contractor's paperwork right now and they calculated 20 X 3 = 57. That = WHAT
Posted by ¢oll on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
who needs computer class anyway? |
my mom told me a story the other day:
I took a class when you were 1 and your brother was 4. I used to have to bring you two w/ me to the lab to do the hw. He was perfectly behaved, would ...
Posted by ¢oll on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
work |
i just spilled a large amount of grapefruit juice all over my desk and keyboard. my whole life is full of foolish moments like this. all i tried to do was open my water bottle and the juic...
Posted by ¢oll on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
