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Miss Conduct

missconcunt

About Me

I WAS DELETED!
I like to drink, smoke, drive fast, swear like a sailor, get tattooed, and do whatever else it takes for me to be "lady like". I think my life must have had purpose at some point, but now it seems like both, it and I are just jack off material. Yeah, I'm jack off material. I make my living being a fetish model. You wanna know what I look like? Does it really matter? I'm long with legs that take up about 98% of my body and honestly, quite goofy looking. Go see for yourself, you'll see...
Go ahead and have a GAWK AT ME
Fellow freaks ONE OF US
--------------WHAT I SUCK AT DOING----------
I fucking lag at responding to messages, emails, returning phone calls, and crap like that. The reasons could be because i'm out of town for a shoot, or hungover, too lazy to contend with my hunt & peck typing style, have nothing to say right then, or maybe I don't even have a reason. So It could be days, weeks, sometimes months before I get off my ass and answer your message. I WILL respond, usually. Just takes me a little longer to do it.
I won't guarantee you'll get a faster response out of me by doing it, but if you send me an email, you just might.
My hunt & peck style of typing also means that I NEVER "chat" or use IM, so don't even ask.
Not to mention, I'm also on dial up, so if you leave me a comment that takes forever to load, I'm more than likely just going to delete it.
Thanks.
Now, just DON'T FORGET and DON'T PISS ME OFF!
Oh yeah, one more thing...HINKLE!!!!

My Interests

All Of My Interests Are Unhealthy.

I'd like to meet:

Martin Brodeur


Music:

Kyuss, The Dwarves, Hayride to Hell, Fang, Flogging Molly, Jim Nabors

Movies:

Slapshot, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane, Terror at the Opera, and almost any gore, particularly if its Italian.

Television:

The only thing I watch on the television is hockey or shows about forensic science, all the rest of it SUCKS!

Books:

Geek Love, The Bell Jar, Go Ask Alice, Or Not To Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes

Heroes:

The Hansen Brothers