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THE MYSPACE PAGE OF THE REAL JOAN DARC
Beware of imitators (though they are flattering to want to be me!!!)

IF YOU'D LIKE MY BANNER FOR YOUR PAGE

VISIT MY SPECIAL FRIENDS (Just click on their banners below)

WHAT DRINK ARE YOU???

I am Chartreuse!!! From just up the road where the monks make this stuff from 11 secret herbs and spices (wait a minute . . . that's KFC chicken). I'm exotic and mysterious and 130 Proof too. Just a sniff of me can be intoxicating. Do you dare?

WHICH VICTORIA'S SECRET MODEL ARE YOU???

You're Heather Stewart Whyte. Bet you were expecting another Adriana Lima. I must be the only one who got this result.

My way of having a happy hump day!!!

My best friend Susana. You can click on her picture below to visit her myspace page and DON'T YOU DARE forget to request an add if you're not her friend already.

The Official Campaign Home Of Joan
Tell Hef You Want To See Me In Playboy Now!!!

Just Ask Any Cab To Bring You To Joan's Space

My Blog

How Do Cats Talk?

Since I have so many international friends, I wonder if their kitties understand me if I go and meow, meow on their page? So here's a guide for them if they don't: Chinese- µ (piny...
Posted by Joan [FF] on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 05:56:00 PST

For Booking Purposes

The good news: I'm way cheaper to hire than Adriana Lima, Paris Hilton or Susana Spears. I never complain about how cold the water is. I'll hold the most impossible pose forever. The bad news: It's re...
Posted by Joan [FF] on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 10:33:00 PST

First Fig

Just for those of you who can still remember my old first generation page. That seems like it was back before the Mongol hordes invaded. But here's my old headline or tagline from then:My ...
Posted by Joan [FF] on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 06:17:00 PST

1k

Yay!!! I'm back to 1k. Only 38,970 more friends to tie my old record. I'd like to thank all the people here at myspace for making this possible. I'm ready for my close-up now M...
Posted by Joan [FF] on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 07:13:00 PST

Why Is My Map Count Off?

Well . . . the map has all my visitors since about March of 07 but it covers several past pages. Since this one is only 3 1/2 days old, I guess I got some catching up to do :P
Posted by Joan [FF] on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 04:31:00 PST

So Why Is This Page Still White???

Usually, I would have more old familiar page back up by now (I keep the codes for it where theirspace can't find them). But I think it's time to use this little setback for a change an...
Posted by Joan [FF] on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 08:34:00 PST

Public Enemy Number One

I think I should change my headline to "The Baddest Doll on Myspace". Lately, I seem to be on the top of their Most Wanted List. Don't know why. This sure isn't Law and Order&nb...
Posted by Joan [FF] on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 05:21:00 PST