National Champion of "Keeping It Real"

About Me

i'd rather be watching txf. or voting for kucinich.

My Interests

As of right now I am super way hard into: all the isms. mending hearts. keeping you alive. the art of william schaff. lalz. also, i love new jack swing like whoa.

I'd like to meet:

james gunn. that dude is one hilarious motherfucker.

Music:

is my radar.

Movies:

the x-files. stranger than fiction. the big lebowski. serenity. empire records. waiting for guffman. mallrats. ghost world. the man who fell to earth. goonies. dune. empire strikes back. welcome to the dollhouse. a christmas story. every movie created by trey parker and matt stone. ghost dad. the graduate.

Books:

1984. Superfudge. Ender's Game. The Giving Tree. Yellow Dog Party. 2001: A Space Odyssey. Children Of Men. A Clockwork Orange. Guerrilla Warfare. The Awakening. Cinderella's Big Score. One Day In The life Of Ivan Denisovich. Our Band Could Be Your Life. anything by the holy Ray trinity (Bradbury, Carver, Chandler) or David Sedaris. A Wrinkle in Time.

Heroes:

beth ditto. meg murry. diane arbus. ellen willis. ms joan hiller. kathleen hanna.

My Blog

totes blogged.

clicky!
Posted by National Champion of "Keeping It Real" on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 04:41:00 PST

This truly is an event made just for me (and my bffmffff)

WTF
Posted by National Champion of "Keeping It Real" on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 01:02:00 PST

one day in the life

expats foreva!
Posted by National Champion of "Keeping It Real" on Wed, 03 May 2006 11:29:00 PST

my hero, my love, my favorite tv personality:

stephen colbert, much like splinter, makes a funny.
Posted by National Champion of "Keeping It Real" on Mon, 01 May 2006 01:51:00 PST

dudes.

so i'm not a hippie.. and it seems a bit sensational.. but check it: maybe we should all start riding bikes
Posted by National Champion of "Keeping It Real" on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 03:04:00 PST

could this be the best week ever?

hee hee fish walked on land libby tattled" NewsArticle.aspx?type="scienceNews&storyID=2006-04-04T21 5942Z_01_N04400457_RTRUKOC_0_US-SCIENCE-JESUS.xml'" news today.reuters.com http:> ...
Posted by National Champion of "Keeping It Real" on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 11:22:00 PST

sxsw 2006

i will be in austin until sunday night. pray to superman that my plane doesn't fall out of the sky, or get taken over by snakes. expect a phone call, or at least an obscene text. later days bitches....
Posted by National Champion of "Keeping It Real" on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 02:30:00 PST

It has recently come to my attention....

...that I am not being the most faithful of music fans. A "Northwest Music Backstabber" if you will. I'm trying to correct this.
Posted by National Champion of "Keeping It Real" on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 03:36:00 PST

brotherly love.

join up. not so fast ladies... this is just for the fellas.
Posted by National Champion of "Keeping It Real" on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 03:50:00 PST

I want a new genus. I want a new family.

let me pet your silky blonde fur.
Posted by National Champion of "Keeping It Real" on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 12:09:00 PST