myrtle

The boys at the bars aren't cutting it - so here I am. I'm a pre-med student at UCLA, and a pilates personal trainer part-time in Beverly Hills. Yes, that would make me very flexible - but not that it matters. I have an eccentric sense of humor and a book shelf devoted to lotion and hair products (swear I'm not shallow!) Oh yeah, and I'm creepily smart. So watch out...
You MUST be smart, so that you can give me a run for my money...but not nerdy, socially akward shit. Class, manners, wit, and taste are important. It's a turn on if you can run a faster mile than I can. Lazy isn't cute. You aren't allowed to get shit faced on dates, or pretend like you're still in your college frat.
I say what everyone thinks but is afraid to say.
Oh yeah, and the pick is ish and taken drunk with my phone. I look wasted.

When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water? tart then get in.
Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle? no
Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essence commercial? no
Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings? no
Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower? yes
Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot? yes
How old do you look? 25
How old do you act? 14
Have you recently become a member of anything? yes
Do you kiss with your eyes opened or closed? closed
Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull? no
Do you ever intentionally vomit after eating? no
If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be? stalking johnny depp
Have you ever called anyone a slut? no
Have you ever been called a slut? no
Have you ever smuggled something into your country? yes
Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive? yes