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Lexan Knuckles

I'm LEXAN KNUCKLES!

About Me

Hi! I'm Lexan Knuckles. I'm a perfect alternative to old style brass knuckles. I'm just as strong, lightweight, and I can go places that my older brother Brass Knuckles can't! He has problems getting into court houses, airports, schools or anywhere with a metal detector. Not me! I slip right in with no problems!

I'm made from ultra clear lightweight Lexan polycarbonate. I'm individually hand made one at a time in the U.S.A.! I'm not cast nor molded, I am created from one piece with state of the art special Lexan cutting tools.
My inventor has received compliments from happy buyers of me. I've prevented rapes and even murders. All humans should have one or two of me to protect themselves. I'm becoming more common than a can of mace.
Of course there might be the occaisional street tough or thug that gets his (or her) hands on me and uses me for bad instead of good. But that's not my responsibility. You can kill somebody with a lamp for crying out loud! I am meant for self defense and collecting only. I am also only available to humans over eighteen years of age.
Did I mention that I'm bulletproof? Not to brag, but I'm made from one half inch thick perfectly clear General Electric brand Lexan which has been tested and been determined bulletproof. I'm not recommending you put me on your hand and let your buddy shoot at you while you punch bullets out of the air or anything! I'm just stating the facts.
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My Interests

Protecting my users.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet anybody that can benefit from my use. The more lives I save the happier I am!

Music:

Slugwrench, Wasteful Consumption Patterns, JBone, MekaDoom, Haujobb, Aphex.

Movies:

I'm too busy protecting my wearer to watch movies.

Television:

I'm too busy protecting my wearer to watch television.

Books:

I can't read, I'm a self defense device.

Heroes:

My dad... Or my inventor depending on how you look at it.