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Here Comes the King...Are You Ready?

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About Me

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******************************************* Check out this slide show of my hubby & I on our 16th anniversary trip to Lake Erie aka (to us) as the "Tiger-Land"! Well, I've been married for 16 years to an awesome lead guitarist, and we have an adopted 21 year old son, and a spiritually adopted 17 year old son in Uganda who I write to on here. I also have a lot of other "spiritual babies" from being a youth leader for a few years now. My youth kids almost always become "my kids" because I take my ministry God has called me into, to heart. ♥Also, I am a musician, and I play on my church's worship team...I play bass guitar and sing. I also like to sew, quilts and worship flags, and I love worship dance, mime, drama and acting. I've done some stand up comedy, and I love to write comedy as well.
I absolutely adore teenagers and young adults and my hubby and I have an interdenominational youth ministry which meets at our church's property in Canal Winchester, on Saturday nights, called Generation Actz. I have a goal of losing 100 pounds and Petsmart is helping me do it! It's HARD work! It is physically the hardest job I have ever had. I hobble into the house like gramma every night!
I am also an auntie, and I have three gorgeous babies, a 6 year old niece and a nephew who will soon be 8, and a grown one who's almost 21 who I haven't seen in a long time. I also have bunches of nieces & nephews on my hubby's side. I love my nephews & nieces, to PIECES! =o) Some of them know it and some of them don't!
All my friends kids (who now live far away) love me, and all the neighbor kids love me, too. I am a kid magnet and a PBJ maker. If you come to my house I will probably feed you and will probably be barefoot.
I love to cook and unfortunately I also love to eat. I also like to dig in the dirt and this year I'm growing leaf lettuce, hot peppers, cucumbers, cabbage and cilantro. I love to make salsa.
I'm a tough girl who likes heavy metal but is girly enough to totally dig a good pedicure.
I'm nuts about Lake Erie and we go camping, hiking, fishing and canoeing every chance we get, which isn't often enough. So, I took this test, and here's the result I got, as if I didn't already know....
What Classic Bombshell Are You?
Audrey Hepburn
You are Audrey Hepburn. You are a giving, caring person with a big heart, and beauty to match! You have been through alot, but you didn't let that get you down. The world loves you for who you are, inside and out.
How do you compare?
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My Interests

Youth ministry
Music ministry
Bass guitar & vocals
Christian heavy metal & other music
Writing: short stories, poetry and comedy
The never-ending process of cleaning my house
Drama (Acting, ok? So don't call me with any, LOL)
Painting/drawing
Sewing and fine arts
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I'd like to meet:

Some new Christian female friends my age, and maybe even some who aren't! I'm also a good listener and armchair counselor for anybody who needs to talk to someone. I may be an armchair counselor, but at least I'm a Christian one who counsels with the Word!
Your Hidden Talent
You have the natural talent of rocking the boat, thwarting the system.
And while this may not seem big, it can be.
It's people like you who serve as the catalysts to major cultural changes.
You're just a bit behind the scenes, so no one really notices. What's Your Hidden Talent?

Music:

I basically like everything that glorifies Jesus, and isn't country or southern gospel.

Movies:

Narnia
Legend
The Passion of the Christ
One Night With the King
The Hand That Rocks the Cradle
Bridge to Terabithia
80's Movies
Classic movies
Arthouse films
Anything with Audrey Hepburn
Way, way too many to list

My Flixster

Television:

I HATE watching TV but when I do it's because I've just gotten home from work and feel like I've been kicked by a mule after oofin' boxes around all day...so I will sit on the couch and bemoan my aches & pains while watching Court TV. I also dig the late-night stuff on TBN but for the most part I find that station annoying and fake-ish.
I also love:
Dog the Bounty Hunter
CSI
Law & Order SVU (*CHUNK-CHUNK!*)
Ren & Stimpy
Invader Zim
Most cartoons

Books:

Obviously the Bible, and whatever else I can get my hands on. I love fiction, stories of people who overcome difficult situations, self-discovery and psychology books and most classic literature. I adore Shakespeare.

Heroes:

Jesus Christ is the ultimate one, but then there's my mom & dad, my hubby and son, my brothers and many other people I find to be inspiring.

My Blog

I Will Shed A Tear

I Will Shed A Tear by Tonya Berry written in the love of Christ, for ShadowAzure   For the lonely, brokenhearted, the disparaging and lost For the one who drifts the endless ocean, tired, tempest...
Posted by Here Comes the King...Are You Ready? on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 01:40:00 PST

The Peoples Republic of the Great Dictator UTSAV

First of all, about this Utsav guy, let me say that:   I WANT TO TURN HIM OVER MY KNEE AND GIVE HIM A GOOD OLD FASHIONED BUTT WHOOPIN' WITH A ROLLED UP U.S. CONSTITUTION!!!!!!!! Anyways..... Last...
Posted by Here Comes the King...Are You Ready? on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 01:44:00 PST

Whine and Bawl - an Oasis Parody!

"Whine and Bawl" by Tonya Berry written November 10, 2007 a parody of "Wonderwall" by Oasis   Today is gonna be the day That I sing a sucky song to youToday is gonna be the dayThat you tell me th...
Posted by Here Comes the King...Are You Ready? on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 02:08:00 PST

Huff Look-alike Meter

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Posted by Here Comes the King...Are You Ready? on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 10:52:00 PST

Hellcorn! ...and other ouchies

My tummy really hurts.  I hope I don't need another transfusion, and I hope I feel better tomorrow or else I'll lose my job.  Same ol' sickness - the no babies yet thing.  Ouch, it real...
Posted by Here Comes the King...Are You Ready? on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 09:47:00 PST

King Jerome, Grand Marshall of the Pallet Rider Parade!

LOL it was hilarious!  We were working in the "black tape" section at work, (where you have to wrap your pallets with black shrink wrap tape), and this guy named Jerome took some black shrink wra...
Posted by Here Comes the King...Are You Ready? on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 12:52:00 PST

Yea-ee Yea-ee! Yea-ee Yea-ee! Yea-ee Yea-ee!

LOL I haven't blogged in a while but I thought I'd add one about today because it was just so...how shall I put it?  Interesting.  LOL yeah. First of all the whole yea-ee, yea-ee thing is li...
Posted by Here Comes the King...Are You Ready? on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 11:04:00 PST

Bee-Beeeeep! <@_<@

It's been a while since I've blogged.  So, today was my 3rd day on the job at PetSmart Distribution Center.  I drove a standing pallet rider all day, and if you're wondering what that is, he...
Posted by Here Comes the King...Are You Ready? on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 11:34:00 PST

My Spiritual Gifts Test Results

If you want to take it, go to www.kodachrome.org Level One:  (not in order of importance) Missionary Hospitality Craftsmanship Music Faith Level Two:  (not in order of importance) Poverty P...
Posted by Here Comes the King...Are You Ready? on Sun, 27 May 2007 08:35:00 PST

ATTN: Pastors & Ministers I Invited Here! Read This

Hey there!  Thanks for visiting my MySpace!  And welcome to MySpace, the biggest, most wide-open evangelism opportunity this side of a soapbox and bullhorn in downtown Columbus at lunchtime!...
Posted by Here Comes the King...Are You Ready? on Thu, 03 May 2007 07:16:00 PST