CRACK PANDA!

I move weight around town like Missy's chauffeur

About Me

I smoke Crack. I am a panda. I also like Bamboo.

My Interests

Crack. Bamboo. Looking Cute.

I'd like to meet:

Other pandas. Crack Dealers. Hot Female Panda Crack Dealers

Music:

Thizz Hop

Movies:

I like watching people watching me.

Television:

See movies, item one

Books:

Books? Are they made of Bamboo? I'll eat them.

Heroes:

Sebastian (when he's on crack.