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About Me

Richie, Tuesday, April 29, 2003:JESSICA F . and I have been in so many gangs together. we have served more crazy jail sentences and gotten so many ghetto tattoos. 1st there was the Yerba Beauna Sharks, chasing art and making a mess, also lots of gang banging, both kinds. Then there was KKOD, and if you don't know what that is, then you ain't down, will never be down, can't even pronounce the word down, so lick it kid. There are many more but THE RULEZ say these can't even be talked about without me breaking several sacred oaths and having to put a $5 bill in the kitty for an air conditioner for the new club house. Also we are starting a retirement home for punk rockers who dance to hip hop.

My Interests

Noel, Wednesday, September 15, 2004: Always ready to rock tha party at the drop of a dime or make cupcakes that would leave you with all wet. Yeah, I said "wet".

I'd like to meet:

People who will help me get into trouble. You know who you are and how to reach me. anyone with a digital camera who will take glamour shots so i can post them on myspace and get dates. also Boys.

Music:

Love songs: Ache by Jawbreaker; Homeboy by Adorable, Nothing Can Stop Us Now by Saint Etienne; Sweet Thing by MJB: Never Tear Us Apart by INXS; the Chemisty Between Us by Suede; History by the Verve; the Perfect kiss.

Movies:

Honey.

Television:

n/a

Books:

Serious girls, How i Adore you, Richardson magazine, bret easton ellis novels (especially the dog eared pages), Emily Post.

Heroes:

oh, Friday, June 06, 2003: Even though i gave Jessica a Lance Bass bobblehead doll as an impromptu gift, i though her love for N'Sync was a little weird. Then JUSTIFIED came out and i was like "damn the girl was right". Now i have to be a damn bandwagoneer while smart people with good taste like jeesica were on to this shit way in advance. like, totally