a shark hunter
Kubrick, both Coppolas and Cuarón
NewsHour with Jim Lehrer (which I watch while bedazzling things) The Sopranos, Entourage, Six Feet Under, Father Ted, and America's Next Top Model (ya I'll say it)
a All things Hemingway, Albee, Shaffer, Platt, O'Brian, Wolfe and/or Woolf (Virginia and Tom, mostly Virginia, Tom is ok too, really the only Wolfe/Woolf I don’t care to read is Leonard, he knows why), Atwood, and Scott (the historian)
Sometimes when you shrink things . . . they become less useful. –SethEnough with your suits and your sadness. –GretchenFirst I was a Catholic, then I was an alcoholic, then I was a Jew –DominicWe have walked over 200 miles, only 350 left to go! Today was our day off, so we went to see the graves of Robert E. Lee and his horse. –My Father (who is now living in the woods and despite the urging of his children refuses to grow a crazy mountain man beard)mike and elaine are married......, dave is dave and has a new girlfriend, jenna is married and jamie is dating dan (my good friend, and they're going on 2 years!), my parents are finally divorced, my cat is still crazy and i still like vodka and air supply. – My ex-boyfriend (in a catch up email)When was I a bird? – MeghanGretchen(to Meghan, Seth and Elaine)- We’re like a team of corgis known collectively as Kylie Minogue. From Arrested Development (the parts of Michael and Buster will be played by Elaine and Chris) Elaine: "If you're so lonely why don't you get a girlfr . . . pet?" Chris: "How about a turtle I love their leathery, snappy faces." Elaine: "You certainly have a type." Pomona College Security Guy: "You can't drink in here, this is a substance free dorm." Brad Holding a Beer: "So I have to be substance free?" Pomona College Security Guy: "Ya" Brad Holding a Beer: "So you want me to be a cultural studies paper?"Elaine: "I’m taking a cultural studies class so I’m going to have to speak cultural studies, it’s its own language."Connor: "Is that language bull shit?" Elaine: "Yes, we all speak it fluently." Trevor- "Quit being a whore with my friends . . .and enemies . . . and people I don’t even know like the guy that delivers the mail."¨Mis pollos cayeron al suelo, querria pollos nuevos¨ - Livia¨Pollo es chikon¨-Girl in my Spanish class (You get it! She said chicken with an accent even though it..s an English word, what a whore!)"I have more of a right then he, I am Spanish, who is he, he is nothing!" (Dude sitting next to me at the internet cafe)Joey on the phone to Elaine after missing his train stop: So what are you doing?Elaine: Well, Brad has a really sweet hickey and we were all jealous, so we’re having a hickey off (proceeds to give a detailed list of who has given a hickey to whom)Joey: So you’re busy then? Girls Night Out Quotes- That looks like something Mr. T's wife would wear! - AlexIt wasn't until I'd put it in my mouth and chewed twice that I realized what I'd done. -ElaineDo I have scissors? (in a bar) -ElaineThat's like calling a black thing black. -TaraYou may call him Julio... but I call him sexy! -ElaineIf you're laughing at me, you're laughing with me. -gabe (random dude at bar who wanted to write on our quote list)Poor people smell like gin and cabbage, because theyre always drinking gin and eating cabbage." -Aaron "I guess technically Im a alcoholic, but Im functioning." -Shana"Mr. Trevor lying is not awesome." - Small Child "You can either wear jean shorts or pluck your eyebrows you cant do both. -Elaine "Kids are weird, they're like little people" Elaine "Wayne Newton is The Man"-Brad "I'm going to punch you in your bitch face"- Chris "It's like a bath, with friends"-Chris "Why can't I quit you" a cowboy "I like pirates"- Joe "Ayn Rand says we should eat the homeless"-Seth "So, the pirate, the Norwegian and Rose Anne all live in the garage and dream of returning to the sea."-Chris