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Minion Chode

did u say feel like shit? yeah, well maybe sumtimes i do feel like shit. i ain't happy about it, but

About Me

Well not much to say here, work, chill, work, get blazed and stay out of trouble. I'm usually in Denver or in the mountains lookin for somethin to do. I live in this shitty apartment in lakewood with my brother taint, and my sister freekshow. I try to go to as many concerts as possible, but they're too fuckin expensive to go to. Unless it's not worth missing! Other than that I try my best to be outside, fuck tv. I used to do asbestos removal but that sucked, except the pay. Now I'm doin hardwood floor resanding and shit, and its not so bad, I guess all I can say is, uhhh.....money, whoo! And umm if I'm not home smokin', then I'm somewhere gettin' blazed. Like hangin' with Satan in his basement eatin' cheetos lol. I wanna go sky diving, don't know why I said that, but I do. And will someone buy me some sort of race car goddamnit? My truck's the shit, but she ain't fast enough! It'd be cool to be a zombie. Ok now I'm rambling so, its been fun but I gots to be gettin, so I'm goin, peace. Oh yeah, fuck friend requests, send me a message and ask me something cause I'll just deny you... Seriously scream-o bands suck and so do spammers. Free Satanic layouts at SatanSpace.com

My Interests

Hmmm...Let's see, paintball is fun but so is mountain biking, snowboarding, hiking, camping, working on my broke ass truck, beating the shit out of my drums lol, roller derby bouts are the shit, shooting guns, hunting stuff that flies, hiding from things when wearing camo, really loud music, things with lots of horsepower, breakin' shit at junkyards, mostly anything outside, smokin da herb & uh sleeping, that's it...I think...oh, lets not forget explosives!!!

I'd like to meet:

Mmmm.....Yes, I like meat, it's delicious! Especially bacon. Ha ha, too many people too list here, let's start with some of the people in these bands.

Music:

Only excessively loud music brings me joy, like Slayer, Pantera, Tool, NIN, Motorhead, Misfits, Damage Plan, Ministry, Hank III, the Revolting Cocks, Ozzy, Assjack, Danzig, Vital Remains, Slipknot's old shit, Morbid Angel, Deicide, Alice Cooper, System of a Down till the new shit, Strapping Young Lad, Dimmu Borgir, Children of Bodom, Marilyn Manson when he was with Twiggy, Arch Enemy, In Flames, Green Day till Nimrod, Jack Off Jill, Pennywise, High on Fire, Necromantix, Bad Religion, Black Stone Cherry, Guttermouth, Bloodhound Gang, Social Distortion, Soulfly (w/Max), Rancid, Bob Marley, D.O.A., Einsturzende Neubauten, GBH, One Man Army, Necrophagia, old skool Metallica, Primus, Rebel Meets Rebel, Led Zepplin, Pink Floyd, the Clash, Johnny Cash, Devildriver, GWAR, Black Sabbath, Dead Kennedys, Skinny Puppy, Operation Ivy, Pentagram, Reverend Horton Heat, Dope, Transplants, Nirvana, Richard Cheese, Megadeth, The Doors, Butthole Surfers, M.D.C., Evil Beaver, KMFDM, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Rage Against the Machine, AC/DC, Supersuckers, Hatebreed, T.S.O.L., Black Label Society, G.G. Allin & the Murder Junkies, Red Stinger, White Zombie, David Allen Coe, Ribzy, Rammstein, Tenacious D, Sucidial Tendencies, Van Halen, They Might Be Giants, Mushroomhead, the Ramones, Iron Maiden, Rush, Shooter Jennings, Jane's Addiction, Sepultura, Dropkick Murphys, Down, Sublime, Superjoint Ritual, the Chris Barnes days of Cannibal Corpse, Jimi Hendrix, Iggy Pop & the Stooges, Offspring, Black Flag, The Sex Pistols, Type O Negative and Six Feet Under. Really any real punk or metal is where it's at with some fuckin outlaw country in there somewhere. Of course there are soooo many more bands that are badass. So I forgot some, what can I say I'm a stoner.

Movies:

Uh, Pulp Fiction, Full Metal Jacket, Dog Day Afternoon, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Trainspotting, Gummo, the Game, Scarface, A Clockwork Orange, The Wall, Strange Brew, Kids, Requiem for a Dream, Love & a .45, Alice in Wonderland, Snatch, The Pick of Destiny, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Cheech and Chong, Clerks, Clerks II, Boondock Saints, Dogma, Way of the Gun, Falling Down, Natural Born Killers, Tank Girl, Beavis and Butthead Do America and The Devil's Rejects you know, movies with crazy shit going down. Zombies always make a movie better too lol. Oh yeah, band movies and music videos always rock...huh.....that makes me wanna watch DimeVision right now...

Television:

TV's r only good 4 shootin' with rifles unless ur watchin South Park.

Books:

Haha, I can't read lol.

Heroes:

Um, Dimebag? I don't really know. I think people suck...umm yeah.....fuck the fuck off!