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Lucious HammerGod

The Almighty LUCIOUS HAMMERGOD

About Me

THE IMMORTAL SOUL OF A WARRIOR.. They have seen my strength for themselves,
Have watched me rise from the darkness of war,
Dripping with my enemies' blood. I drove
Five great giants into chains, chased
All of that race from the earth. I swam
In the blackness of night, hunting monsters
Out of the ocean, and killing them one
By one; death was my errand and the fate
They had earned. Now Grendel and I are called
Together, and I've come.
- Beowulf
A man must need
Shield companions,
Loyal in the hall
Loyal in line.
Check well the hearts
Of companions.
Often life
Depends on loyalty.
The hearth rode out
Shining in byrnies,
Cloaks of rich colours
Silvered helmets.
Well drawn up,
Hard handed men
Handled weapons
With deadly glee.
The clash resounded,
The snake of battle,
Promised victory,
Then stole the day.
The jarl was wise,
Fought like a lion,
But covered in gore,
He was unlucky.
Excerpt from the saga of Grettir the Strong-
One day Grettir was sitting in a booth and drinking, because he wanted to keep out of Gunnar's way. Suddenly there was a bang at the door, so hard that it broke in pieces, and in rushed four men armed and attacked Grettir. They were Gunnar with his followers. Grettir seized his arms which were hanging above his head and ran into a corner, where he defended himself, holding his shield before him, and hewing with his sword. They made little way against him. One blow he succeeded in delivering upon one of Gunnar's followers, who needed nothing more. Then Grettir advanced, driving them before him out of the booth, and killing another of them. Gunnar would fain have got away with his men, but on reaching the door he caught his foot on the doorstep, fell over and was not able to recover himself at once. He held his shield before him and retreated as Grettir pressed him hard. Then Grettir sprang on to the crossbenches near the door. Gunnar's hands and the shield were still inside the door, and Grettir struck down between him and the shield, cutting off both his hands at the wrist. He fell backwards out of the door, and Grettir gave him his death-blow.
DEATH TO FALSE METAL
Hail and tremble before thy magnificent conqueror! For my steel strikes swiftly through the flesh of my enemies.
Glory to thee, O' Brothers of Metal!
Death to the false ones, Dance on a string
'Till the blood on your sword is the blood of a king!
Fight bravely Metal Heroes! May songs of True Metal ferry you swiftly to Valhalla!
Hail Hail Hail and Kill

My Interests

Combat, Metal, Violence and Bloodshed

I'd like to meet:

Sons of Odin and Brothers of Metal

Music:

HAIL KINGS OF METAL!AC/DC, Alice Cooper, Amon Amarth, Arkona, Asmegin, Bathory, Blind Guardian, The Darkness, Death Army, Deep Purple, Demons & Wizards, Dio, Dream Evil, Ensiferum, Eric Clapton, Falkenbach, Finntroll, Folkearth, Foreigner, Gaia Epicus, Glittertind, Gwar, Helloween, Iced Earth, Jimmy Buffet, Johnny Cash, Judas Priest, Kansas, King Diamond, Korpiklaani, Led Zeppelin, Louie Armstrong, Lynyrd Skynyrd, ManOwaR, Megadeth, Metallica, Moonsorrow, Motorhead, Pantera, Queen, Queensryche, Quiet Riot, Rainbow, Savatage, The Scorpions, Slayer, Steve Earle, Stratovarius, Ted Nugent, Testament, Thronar, Turisas, Tyr, Waylander, HAIL!

Movies:

300, Aliens, Anchorman, Army of Darkness, Ben Hur, Beowulf and Grendel, The Big Lebowski, Braveheart, Conan the Barbarian, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Death Wish, Die Hard, El Cid, Evil Dead, The Fly, Gangs of New York, Ghostbusters, Gladiator, Goodfellas, Heavy Metal, Henry V, Night of the Living Dead, Night of the Living Dead (1990), Office Space, Old School, The Outlaw Josie Wales, Pale Rider, Planet Terror, Predator, Pulp Fiction, Return of the Living Dead, Riki-Oh, RoboCop, Seven Samurai, The Shining, Snatch, Starship Troopers, Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny, Terminator 2, The Thing (1982), The 13th Warrior, Tombstone, Troy, Zombie

Books:

Beowulf;
The Ten Thousand;
Housecarl;
Bran Mak Morn;
1066: the Battles of York, Stamford Bridge, and Hastings;
Charlemagne;
1066: The year of the Conquest;
Gates of Fire;
Spartan

Heroes:

My own warrior Anglo-Saxon and Roman ancestors

My Blog

Ironic Genie

Me:         I'm an ironic genie.  You have three wishesJinnie:     Umm ok.   I want to live a long healthy life with no painful death.M...
Posted by Lucious HammerGod on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 11:39:00 PST

Jinnie

This is my wife, Jinnie Isn't she lovely?We met on April 30th, 2006.  She was sitting on a bench at the Daejeon train station in South Korea.At that same spot eight months later, I aske...
Posted by Lucious HammerGod on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 08:01:00 PST

EINVIGI!

At a mead hall celebrating a sucessful raid, Lucious Hammergod presented his hearth with a feast.  Meat and bread were served alongside countless pitchers of ale, mead, and ho...
Posted by Lucious HammerGod on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 08:45:00 PST

oops

Note to Self: Do not punch electronics.  They break.
Posted by Lucious HammerGod on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 09:03:00 PST

RARGHARR

RAAAARGHGAAARHRRAR ...
Posted by Lucious HammerGod on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 04:40:00 PST

One of many slain

  Hail Brothers I work early.  Most times I'll walk to work at 4 in the morning, if not earlier.  for the last 3 days walking to work, I've been assailed by a strange individua...
Posted by Lucious HammerGod on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST