My name is Jarett Damien Laudadio, a.k.a. Jarett Kills. I am a strange individual. I am into music, it basically fuels my existence. I like all different kinds, basically whatever sounds good in my earhole. I don't let genre names dictate what I like and don't like. I write a lot. Poems, songs, short stories, screenplays, whatever. I am a fan of doing dumb things just for the sake of laughter. You have probably have seen me doing something stupid, will see me doing something stupid, or hear about me doing something stupid, and then you will laugh. I hate it when people think they are too cool to make an ass out of themselves. I am a geek without all that pesky intelligence stuff taking up room in my brainmeat. I need the empty space for the most useless and random information I can find. Like my extensive knowledge of cheesy 80's movies and early 90's tv shows. I am obsessed with ninjas. They are so much better than Pirates. There needs to be a Ninjas of the Caribbean, thats what I think. I am also obsessed with Horror Movies! This may even be a larger obsession than the ninja thing. I love horror movies with all of my being (yes, even my pee pee). I think Zombie movies are the best ever. Whoa, Ninja Zombies! What a frickin' concept. Oh, i'm gonna get rich with this one! Anyway, more about me. I'm a fat kid, always was, and always will be. However I am an anomaly, for I am THE SEXIEST FAT KID IN THE WORLD! I know your thinking that this is a contradiction, but it is true. I am actually an experiment were they combined as much sexy as they possibly could into the human body. As a result my body blew up with the sexy. I am a rather jovial person. When asked my friends would most likely describe me as "A crazy mother f***er". My friends are such potty mouths. Other than that I don't know what else to write. So...um....bye, or something. AIM ~ Ninja302
9 minutes of the SEXIEST FAT KID EVER!!!
Also... I give Lapdances
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