Happy F@cking Birthday |
Well, let's see here. At Midnight tomorrow I'll officially turn 26. Woo Hoo. From everything I remember being told growing up I was born at 246 pm Eastern Standard time on June 21, 1...
Posted by Dan on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 11:05:00 PST |
Hugs Not Drugs, what a goddamn dope... |
So anyway, I was sitting here going about the internet in my usual fashion and I remembered that there used to be this thing when I was in school called "Hugs Not Drugs". What it was, is they wo...
Posted by Dan on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:29:00 PST |
Holy fuck, lightning... |
Was the thought that entered my head as I was about four or five miles away from the house tonight. A big ass storm, the type Emmett L Brown would piss and shit himself over, was passing through...
Posted by Dan on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 12:14:00 PST |
When your brain talks to you:Part 1 |
Some stupid motherfucker is waking me up in the middle of the night. There had better be a good damn reason for this. He says something to me about watch. What the fuck is watch?&nbs...
Posted by Dan on Sun, 28 May 2006 01:56:00 PST |
Help me screw one of the Go-Go's |
OK people here's what I want to do. Like most long haired freaks, I tend to be a fan of things that have long been forgotten by the young mindless bastards that permeate record stores. For example the...
Posted by Dan on Tue, 23 May 2006 10:35:00 PST |
Week in Review......bitches |
So I might be starting a new day job. Yeah, as startling as it seems I haven't quite been able to support myself solely on the earnings for my standup career. So since I started doing come...
Posted by Dan on Mon, 22 May 2006 11:07:00 PST |
WELCOME TO CRYFEST 2006 |
Ok here's the deal folks...I completely dig people sending out the music videos of that girl that got killed. I even find a little bit of emotional intrest in those bullitens about the girl that gets ...
Posted by Dan on Mon, 01 May 2006 09:35:00 PST |
So anyway..... |
This week has just straight up, as Jim Cornette would put it, sucked a dick. The previous Saturday I spent around six hours at the Flint institute of music waiting to audition for Showtime at th...
Posted by Dan on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 11:07:00 PST |
Alex Izykowski, "American Hero" and other jokes |
I've got a show in about 24 hours and of course I am just a bundle of fucking nerves. Over the course of the past few weeks I've had to deal with every fucking person I know coming up to me and ...
Posted by Dan on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 06:39:00 PST |
Sweet crap tonight was odd... |
Ok people, it's two in the morning as I type this, so I apoligize in advance for the run-on sentences and whatnot that will be occuring.
I had a small part in a movie that I w...
Posted by Dan on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 11:21:00 PST |
