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Why dont dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

A married man now. WOW.

About Me

I am a 26 year old singer/songwriter, I'm a store manager at Hungry Howies in Alpena (I failed up!), i record, rent a PA system(My fee is negotiable and depends on the venue, and distance), DJ, play out a bit, and all the while i fight crime. I like tying people up a lot!! And torturing them but in that happy fun way. I like rope. I like rope enough to say i don't think i could be with someone i couldn't tie up. I married the love of my life, Trina. She completes me. I found a home at 10th Avenue Bar and Grill playing when I can on Wednesday or Thursday nights starting at 9:30pm. Come on down if you are looking to get your music out there.
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Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) High
Level 7 (Violent) Low
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Low
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My Interests

Music, spirituality, politics, hiking in nature, travel, vans, the history channel, cartoons, anime(yes there's a difference), manga, movies, anything kevin smith has ever done, bondage, BDSM, rope, candle wax, spanking, torture, erotic roleplay, things that are different, asian food, bagels and cream cheese, if you buy bagels and no cream cheese you need to have your head examined!, rock music, any music, Fender, Gibson, DeArmond, PRS, live music, Ouch! Me Arse, alternative lifestyles(power exchange baby!!) kissing, gotta love kissing, getting my hair gently stroked, puts me right to sleep. Goddamn i'm a weeny. Being that guy.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Silvertide, before anyone else right now, fucking Silvertide!, Creed, Pink Floyd, Alter Bridge, Bush, the Darkness, David Gilmore, The Clash, Johnny Cash, The Stray Cats, Brian Setzer Orchestra, BB King, Eddie Augusta, Relentless, Redefined, Incubus, Audioslave, Rage Against The MAchine, The Red Hot Chili peppers, nofx, rancid, the transplants, 88mph, ouch! me arse, running red, the polish divers, matchbox 20, candlebox, 3rd eye blind, shinedown, earshot, cold, filter, coldplay, sublime, reel big fish, mustard plug, green means go, the donnas, janes addiction, blind melon, the black crowes, no doubt, 3 doors down, days of the new, american pearl, flaw, POD, war, counting crows, toadies, faces of valor, sponge, the esperantos, patterns in paris, the hubies, DFC, HIM, CKY, Andrew WK, MXPX, Ben Harper, Jack Johnson, The John Butler Trio, Bon Jovi, Alice in Chains, Silverchair, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Soundgarden, Nuke and the Living dead, atonement, me first and the gimme gimmes, good charlotte, green day, blink 182, new found glory, story of the year, yellow card, they might be giants, metallica, anthrax, tracy chapman, eric clapton, cream, led zepplin, lynyrd skynyrd, black sabbath, ac/dc, the tragically hip, barenaked ladies, Silvertide, Submerged, Ford Perfect, The Shocker, that person playing or singing just for themselves(I'm jealous of you), Musicals in general and now i'm tired of trying to remember so i'll leave it to your imagination.

Movies:

High fidelity, and kevin smith films, the godfather, the wizard, Lord of the Rings, detroit rock city(i hate KISS), Ghost World, Interstate 60, The Blues Brothers, Mel Brooks Movies, The Princess Bride, Bowling for comlumbine, supersize me, 28 days later, happy feet, Evil Dead and a whole bunch of other movies that i cant remember.

Television:

The History channel, the discovery channel, Cartoon Network, Comedy Central.

Books:

Lord of the Rings Trilogy, The Hobbit, The Princess Bride, Hitchhikers Guide Saga, Anything by Micheal Crichton, Shadows of the Empire, Guitar books, Harry Potter Books, Robotech Saga, Star Wars novels.

Heroes:

The people who really do something whether its big or small. Thanks Dad.

My Blog

Check out this event: The Abe at The Pump

Hosted By: The AbeWhen: 02 Sep 2007, 21:00Where: 10th Ave Bar and Grille900 Chisholm StAlpena, MI 49707United StatesDescription:The Abe Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Why dont dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead. on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 03:34:00 PST

Thinking kills! Beware! ooooooooooooh scary!

So I got to talking with Katrina and Sarah about religion. We were at the laundry and there was a copy of the King James Bible. So i started skimming through. Touched on Genesis. Hit up Leviticus and ...
Posted by Why dont dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead. on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 03:08:00 PST

I have seen the top of the mountain.............

Actually it was just my fat gut while i was in bed. But it was still awesome because i'm an Abraham and if you dont have an Abraham then you're missing out. Just ask Jordan. He knows. I'm not above be...
Posted by Why dont dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead. on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 03:24:00 PST

Check out this event: Oscoda Legion Show

Hosted By: Abe BrownWhen: 24 Mar 2007, 16:00Where: The Oscoda American legion hall349 State StOscoda, MI 48750United StatesDescription:Abe Brown Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Why dont dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead. on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 08:23:00 PST

Check out this event: Abe at The Pump

Hosted By: Abe BrownWhen: Friday Mar 16, 2007 at 9:00 PMWhere: The Tenth St. Pub900 ChisholmAlpena, MI 49707United StatesDescription:Abe Brown Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Why dont dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead. on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 10:31:00 PST

Check out this event: Oscoda Legion Show

Hosted By: Abe BrownWhen: Saturday Mar 24, 2007 at 4:00 PMWhere: The Oscoda American legion hall349 State StOscoda, MI 48750United StatesDescription:Abe Brown Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Why dont dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead. on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 10:32:00 PST

Brought to you by the letter A.

Thats A for awfukdup or something. i posted two show which i desire poeple to attend in the worst way. Meaning do it or I'll club a baby seal. I vary from Accomplished to Amused while posting those bl...
Posted by Why dont dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead. on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 10:44:00 PST

Many "thank you"s a chest cold

So I have moved to Alpena with my girlfriend Katrina and it has been.........well less than wonderful. We've moved twice in a week but are finally settled in to a place out off of Spruce Rd. It's nice...
Posted by Why dont dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead. on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 12:53:00 PST

GOD DAMN FUCKING BRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!

I did it again. i fucking did it again!!! I started thinking about religion and came to a conclusion. One that isn't by any means closed ended or something that anyone on God's Polluted corporately ow...
Posted by Why dont dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead. on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 06:49:00 PST

Check out this event: Show at the Oscoda American Legion

Hosted By: Abe BrownWhen: Saturday Nov 18, 2006 at 5:00 PMWhere: The Oscoda American Legion Hall349 US 23Oscoda, MI 48750USDescription:Abe Brown Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Why dont dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead. on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 11:47:00 PST