The Happy Stoners

I believe brotherhood and peace comes from education and cooperation. I believe our government lies to us about most everything and most of us don’t trust our own leaders and that the court system is more about wining and losing rather than right and wrong, and our corporations are creating a imperialist society with the help of today’s leaders and visa versa. I believe that the violence Sony, Capital and other huge record companies peddle to our kids, the crap programming on our boob tube like Jerry Springer and Real Home videos and now the UFC, is the reason violent crime is the highest it is in 18 years. In the last 25 years or so everything has changed from a social standpoint. Capitalism and greed has taken completely over. We need bigger, we want more toys, and we make up stupid sayings like “who ever has the most toys wins” and “playa hater”. I got you’re news right here….Who ever has the most friends close by at the end wins. A few hundred years ago Native Americans roamed the Great Plains as hunters and gatherers. Settlements and homes did not exist here. Land ownership did not exist, yet everyone had everything they needed. Today every person in every other country hates and or resents us. We have a cowboy as a leader that brought us to war when every other world leader was told you’re with us or against us. Our government says we are safer but we are less safe and more hated than ever. Than our people re-elected him. And he cheated the first time. This stuff is more important than pot, but all awhile that is happening, this same government is fighting another war. A war against sick people who use weed to feel better and have a higher quality of life. When the people have an initiative they can vote on in an official election about medical marijuana and they vote to have it. It is wrong for our government to tell us we can’t and the court system can go FUCK itself. And so can George Bush who don’t care about whose kids die today. He avoided the war while his last opponent reenlisted 30 plus years ago, than Bush’s camp called him a trader for standing up for justice and injustice, while George was snorting coke far from the war. Bush is a coward and kids are being court marshaled today for acts of murder against civilians in a place they should not even be. I am an educated guy who likes to smoke pot. I am creative and write parodies, original songs and poetry, news stories, jokes and of course Happy Stoner stories. I’ve been on Myspace from the beginning and am the original HAPPY STONER of Myspace. The Happy Stoner Presents Stories from the Bible!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~Noah~~~~~~~~~~ , Once upon a time lived a man named Noah who was a real groovy but stinky fella. In fact he didnt like to wash all that much so he smelled kind of like piss, thus nobody really liked being around him, but he was a really cool dude anyway. He was all about nature and smoked weed all the time. He also was a vegetarian because he loved animals. The Animals of his local area were his friends and when they saw Noah in his tie-dye shirt coming they would all come running. He invented tie-dye so the animals could see him from a long way off. He was always hangin with a Lama or Aardvark, Elephant or Mooseyou name it he was pals with one or two. And some of these animals could smoke plenty of the chronic. They would help him scatter the seeds and watch the harvest so nobody would snag it before it was good and ripe.Shit! Noah was an activist, he protested all sorts of shit like environmental issues. He watched big industry dump toxic shit into the streams and rivers. He saw the smoke rise into the once clean sky. This bothered him so much he just wanted to sit back and toke all his issues away. Than one day this Jackal gave Noah some magic mushrooms he found in some republicans backyard. Noah called a couple of monkeys he liked to trip with and they all came over for a good episode of the brain jellies. This was some good shit and they were all trippin pretty hard. The monkeys were swinging in the trees and laughing like hell and Noah had a smile that he couldnt wipe off his face. He was staring at the sky, trails rolled from the moon and starshe was trippin hard man, and his mouth was a little dry so he put on some grateful dead and broke out the Fruit cubes. As he felt the flavors bust from each bite he suddenly had an Out of Body experience. He was in an empty room painted white with one chair facing the wall. Seated in the chair was somebody that called himself GOD. His voice went right threw Noah, It said. I am sick of the corporate greed that dominates this land. I am sick of the rich raping my fields where my rodents play, crapping in my water which is air to my fish, filling my birds sky with smoke from fossil fuels and Im starting all over DAM IT!. I would like you to be my messenger to all of my creatures. You must build a large boat and take as many animals with you, for I shall flood this land and wash all these capitalist pigs away. You can have the woman of your choice come along and several Kilo of the dank weed. You are good Noah; you know only love and peace. By the way you like that weed, not bad huh, its a 50/50 Sativa/Indica hybred. Than Noah snapped out of it! He was back trippin, lookin at the sky. But he knew what he had to do. The next afternoon he called all his animal friends and told them a flood was coming to clean up the earth. In a month the biggest dam ship you ever saw was built. It was just in time because it started raining like a mofo! He went to town for a woman and some rolling papers. The chick working at the counter was pretty hot so he asked her if she wanted to see some cool animals knowing chicks love animals and free weed. She was just getting out of work and went along. When they got to the boat it was poring so hard they went inside and rolled a fatty. The thing was already full of creatures. They smoked till they passed out. When they woke up they were floating and no land was in site, so they lit up another fatty and got a nice tan. The water covered the earth. All the corporate scum and money hungry gluttons were gone. There was nothing to do but have sex and smoke weed. Ahh paradise. Yea everybody was dead but Noah got to populate the planet with deadheads. Everyone for years to come were into the Grateful Dead. The chicks were all natural, no ink or makeup. Everyone dancing, spinning to the groovy sounds of Sugar Magnolia and Skeletons in the Closet. The world was as God pictured it. Absent of wars and pollution, greed and hunger, government and slavery, rich and poor. All around peace and love sounds and colors. God as it turned out was an atheist himself. He just believed in being good to each other and to the planet. For this you were rewarded with salvation. Of course it was referred to the Next Step of Life because salvation is a term used by government or repressors that take your happiness away and promise if you fall in line with their way of thinking, than and only than can you experience salvation. Without them they were already in paradise and didnt need to be saved. Noah and his whole family and all of Gods creatures lived happily ever after. The End.

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