Dannyelletata - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I almost die a whole lot. The most recent occurence was when I had several mini heart attacks as a result of other women's irritable bowels.
Sometimes, I throw up in my mouth while talking.
I mean, a lot of times, I throw up in my mouth while talking.I really want to start a band called Underwater Nun and cover tv theme songs and learning tools from Sesame Street.
I want a cat named Alice 2 and a narcoleptic daschund named Vivien.
Ask me about the time I talked to a parrot on the telephone.
One thing is for sure, though: I am the luckiest damn person on the face of the Earth.
Click this word-- FRANCH

My Interests

poppies
and
goldfish

I'd like to meet:

Jenna Fischer, John Flansburgh, John Linnell, John Krasinski, Judd Apatow, Seth Rogen and Christopher Meloni

Music:

They Might be Giants, Harvey Danger, Ben Folds, Crowded House, Regina Spektor, Jimmy Eat World, Fountains of Wayne, Kelly Clarkson

Movies:

Little Shop of Horrors, The Wizard of Oz, Steppin Out, Home Alone (1 and 2), Mrs Doubtfire, The Back to the Future Trilogy, and Forrest Gump

Television:

Breaker High, The Office, 30 Rock, Scrubs, Arrested Development, Undeclared, Freaks and Geeks, basically any TV show ever that has ever been canceled due to it being way too awesome.

Books:

Le Petit Prince, Les Miserables, Don't let the Pigeon drive the bus

Heroes:

Ellen Greene, John Flansburgh, John Linnell

My Blog

BIG PROBLEM

Posted by Dannyelletata on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 12:35:00 PST

THE SOCIETY PAGE wants to be your friend!

http://www.myspace.com/markjerno You're kidding me, right? I'm being requested by a 34 year old man from Galloway, NJ to join his obviously powerful cult of women in lace camisoles and ...
Posted by Dannyelletata on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 04:56:00 PST

So much for a commitment! HAHA

So, if you talk to me at all, you know I spent the entire weekend last week in the Franklin Institute. (Pictures can be found here : http://photobucket.com/albums/e75/51hours/ !)&nb...
Posted by Dannyelletata on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 01:37:00 PST

Blue Light Special: Sense of Humor -- Buy 1, Get 1 Free! (not like people use them, anyway.)

Allison and I went on a random adventure for the most part of yesterday afternoon/evening that took us all over Montgomery county and Upper Northeast Philadelphia. We wo...
Posted by Dannyelletata on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 05:54:00 PST

I present you with mashed potatoes.

Lie still, little bottle, shake my shakey hand. Black coffee's not enough for me, I need a better friend. One pill at the bottom is singing my favorite song. I know I must investigate, I h...
Posted by Dannyelletata on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

It's Always 3:00 At Huntington Avenue

It has been the threat for as long as I can remember. Threat to me, that is. Promise of a "brighter future", or, an ABC series lifestyle for my parents and siblings. You want to move to New Jers...
Posted by Dannyelletata on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My English Teacher's Name is Gary and he Wears a Cowboy Hat

The End.
Posted by Dannyelletata on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Impression That I Get

My second year at CCP, I still didn't know a terrible amount of people. I had just walked Stefanie to her evil History class, and was sitting in the cafeteria alone at a table that three extra chairs...
Posted by Dannyelletata on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Princess Dairies

I was in my local Wawa Dairy Mart on New Years Eve, 2002. I was on my way home from a relative's house where I had spent hours babysitting fifteen demons under the age of eleven and had decided to tr...
Posted by Dannyelletata on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My dad ate my sister's homework.

My thirteen year old sister had a science project. She made a cake in the shape of a volcano two days before it was due. The night before, she was lying on the living room floor, starting her Algebra...
Posted by Dannyelletata on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST