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agnes

About Me

I don't like wearing anything on my wrists. I can't nap unless I have a migraine. my brain goes haywire when driving behind someone going under the speed limit. I need to work on keeping in touch with people.

My Interests

hockey, sarcasm, pico de gallo, exercising, the human body, halloween, hazelnut, v-neck shirts, very dark purple.

I'd like to meet:

skinny. long hair. camera lenses.

Music:

drive by truckers, lucero, the smoking popes, pissed jeans, modern life is war, tom waits, mazzy star, nada surf, amy winehouse.

Movies:

griswold family vacations, weekend at bernie's, good horror movies, corny horror movies, true romance... can't get off quentin tarantino's dick. whatever else is on at regal cinemas at 121 chester.

Television:

arrested development, rescue me, the office, big love, flight of the conchords, weeds, married with children, it's always sunny in philadelphia.

lately: desperate housewives, the wire, undeclared.

Heroes:

cam janssen:

My Blog

sorry

I'm sorry, babies, for being super busy and denying most hangouts. school gets a bit crazy sometimes. I have to read so much. winter break is soon. may 2007 is kinda soon. love yous and miss yous. mua...
Posted by agnes on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 10:06:00 PST

the celebutard chronicles

She's got the biggest titsHe's got the longest dickAnd I get to read about it every weekYou hear the sucking sound?It's culture going downSeaward with the C-wordSubmerged in shit with dreams to drownB...
Posted by agnes on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 09:51:00 PST

I do not exist, but faithfully insist.

sailing in our separate shipsand from each tiny caravelle,tiring and trying,with unnecessary dyinglike the horseshoe crab in its proper seasons shed its shell.such distance from our friendslike a scra...
Posted by agnes on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 07:55:00 PST

if I was in a band, I'd probably get annoyed at this

 these type of comments from other fans annoy me when I surf myspace pages of bands I like:- complaining about the band not coming to their state on a recent tour or saying "please come to (inser...
Posted by agnes on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 08:03:00 PST

the sky.

I wish I had a good camera on hand for this picture, rather than the crappy sidekick. that little white thing there, yeah that's the moon. I can't decide whether I like seeing the moon during late...
Posted by agnes on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 08:17:00 PST

99.9% bulletins you guys post make me want to...

...take the mouse ball out of my mouse, swallow it, have it obstruct my airway completely, to the point of losing complete consciousness. if that fails to work, I'll unplug the keyboard from the compu...
Posted by agnes on Sat, 13 Aug 2005 11:42:00 PST

"my friend gave everything he owns away"

my friend gave everything he owns awaymy friend says he's happier that wayhe says did you ever notice the more you own,the more worries you have?i thought about my rent check and my bank accountand c...
Posted by agnes on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

you know when it's really sunny outside..

you know when it's really sunny outside and your car on the inside gets heated because of the sun's rays beating down on it and you through your windows, while just outside your door is the reality ...
Posted by agnes on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST