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Space Sleuth S

Bitch, I'm just tellin you the truth!

About Me

I eat my skittles in pairs of 2 according to likeness.

I have this fantasy of being in a fencing match with a man yet he doest know I am a woman until at the end of the match, when I annialated him, I rip off my mask dramatically and hope he spends the rest of his life feeling like a man beaten out of his masculinity.I dont fence.

Test me on my popular culture , I dare you.

I am a KimuTaku fan, chide me if you must.

I often think "what would Cleopatra do", but shes Cleopatra...who am I kidding.

Pineapple is texturally displeasing in my mouth.

Patented Kung Fu move: Triple Panther Death Strike

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My Interests

Cleopatra//androgeny//steel guitar//world culture//fortune tellers//Japanese Culture//London//bowling//Hong Kong //ancient temples//France//Conquistadors//Mesopotamia//Debussy//Native American culture//Mayan ruins//Rome//Greek Gods//banshees//back alleys//confined spaces//big cities//face slaps//red lipstick //weimar Berlin//vintage porno//bungalows//boas//shoulder monkeys//flappers//seamed stockings//pearls//art deco//shieks//shebas//spiral staircases//steel//hypnotist shows//spats//chinese opera//acrobats//DDR//espionage//Bungalow Parties//Riding in Cavalcades//Holding fake guns//Crazy hats//opera length gloves//Dynasty Bitch fights//monacles//Silent film stars//Libraries//Wigs//Vitaphone shorts//Tap Shoes//Royalty//leaving lipstick marks on peoples faces//Art Deco Hotels//Retro Roadside motels and Diners//slot machines//Light up Disco Floors//engrish// game show hosts//kimonos//GODZILLA!!//hand chairs//egyptian lore//Costume Jewelry//Devi//Noh Masks//empresses//greek myths//felines//neon signs//outerspace//phookas//ping pong//parades//pirates//vikings//Kabuki//UFO's//vending machines//slumber parties//Ninjas//platinum blondes//Geishas //hot tea//Estonia//Rococo

I'd like to meet:

Johnnys Joan Fuckin Jett for fucks sake! *flappers *molls *50ft women *female pirates *circus freaks *spies *royalty *rogues *star gazers *ninjas *Kung fu masters *people who still like letter writing *accomplished geisha *Illegitimate children of hollywood movie stars *Internationals *Jetsetters *People with robotic limbs that make sound effects should they exert themselves *Scholars *Bilingualists,Trilingualists, Octo-lingualists .. *a witty, saucy, foreign, dapper, cynical,pseudo gay butler. just like on TV.(ascot optional) *Caucasians who hang out at asian supermarkets most importantley, Girls who growl my name

Music:

Gimicky J-POP//Shibuya-kei//J-RAP//Erecki//Group Sounds//Japanese Traditional//Taiko Drums//Jungle//Exotica//Lounge//Old School Hip Hop//Horrible overplayed danceable Hip Hop//West Coast Gangster rap//Samba//Salsa//Bossa Nova//K-Pop//French Pop//60s Mando pop//Go-Go//Grunge//Rockabilly//Motown//Disco//Funk//Brit Pop//60's Teen Idols//Surf//Spy//SpaceAge//Glam Rock//Symphonies//instrumentals//20's jazz//40's jazz//Skiffle//New Wave//New Romantic//Calypso//Classic Country//hawaiian//Rock n Roll//Soul//Cartoon Theme Songs//Torch songs//Girl Groups//Boy bands//Big Band//Swing//EuroDance//Hindi Pop//Synth Pop//Ye-Ye//Cocktail//Sleazy JD 50's rock//30's crooners//Hair Bands//Moog//Twee//Elevator Music//Ennio Morricone//Dixieland//cheesy 90s dance//Italian Erotica//Tiki//Be-bop//and Bowie and Bjork !!Dolly's Pillbox!! CLICK ME!

Movies:

film Noir//silent film//buster keaton//clara bow//bollywood//japanese film//hammer films//pre codes//classic movies//backstage musicals//Universal Monsters//Grindhouse//Exploitation//Yakuza// busby berkely//fred and ginger//juvenile delinquent films//B movies,C movies,D movies//30s gangster flicks//screwball comedies//Troma//Spaghetti Westerns//American international beach party movies //Slashers//Italian horror//Epics in Cinemascope and Technicolor// Vibrant Technicolor Cinemacope musical dance sequences//Rock Musicals//Samurai//Kung fu//Alien Invasions//historical Spectacles//Swashbuckling// Ninjas//Wuxia// projection screen driving sequences//korean comedies//

Television:

E! Mysteries and scandals,Japanese Dramas,Saved by the Bell, Conan O brien,Cram, Beat the geeks,Kids in the hall, Lets Bowl,Iron Chef, Jem and the holograms,Mr. Belvedere.Speed Racer. Sealab,The x Files,Small Wonder,Xena Warrior Princess,Sabido Gigante,Ricki Lake,Richard Bay,Game show moments gone Bananas,Whats my line?,Absolutely fabulous, Sailor Moon.MXC.20/20. Mathew's best Hit TV,SMAPxSMAP,Twin Peaks.Nep League.Stephen J. Cannell endings

Books:

Authors: Tragic celebrity bios of premature death.Myra Breckinridge. trashy trashy gossip magazines. Sears catologues from the 1920s. Pulp Mags. The articles in playboy. Quentin Crisp.Laurell K Hamilton books for explicit vampire sex.