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the brent.

"if the good die young, ill fucking live forever.

About Me


First and foremost - be excellent to eachother.
Hug harder.
Hi.
I am brent, nice to meet you.
I am going to attempt to explain myself so stick with me:
I was named after a box boy my mom had a crush on while working at Vons in the early 80's.
If you ever hang out with me chances are i will be wearing a hoodie.
I have a rather large comic book collection.
I am a complete mess of a person.
But really who isnt.
As typical as it may seem youve never seen the likes of a boy like me.
I love wikipedia.org.
Ive been called fake by some of the most fake people i have ever met.
It made me laugh.
Chances are i am the most real and honest person you will ever meet.
Thats not to say i am never fake because ive been fake before to people in the past and it is likely ill be fake again at some point in the future.
But i promise this, i am as real and as honest as i can be a good majority of the time.
Which brings me to this:
Sometimes i am a complete asshole.
Well most of the time im a complete asshole.
But in a cute way.
I like my beard.
I dont care if i look 30.
Im 25, thats not old.
I like crappy cups of coffee from all night diners.
Places like Dennys and IHOP.
I use big words quite often in substitution for semantically equivalent words.
I drive too fast at night because accidents happen to other men and not to me.
It isnt knowing that your friends have your back.
Its knowing that you have your friends back.
I wanna be adored.
'All we are saying is give peace a chance' - John Lennon.
'Without music, life would be a mistake' - Friedrich Nietzsche
aim - imthebrent.
i have a melo:
www.melodramatic.com/users/xbrokenxinsidex
how am i not myself?

My Interests

I saved latin.
What did you ever do.

I'd like to meet:

my rushmore.
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a nice british girl.
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someone who likes boys with beards.

Ms. Sarah Lancaster.

Ms. Sarah Silverman.

Jon Dillinger was killed behind that theater in a hale of FBI gunfire.
And do you know who tipped them off?
His fucking girlfriend.
All he wanted to do was go to the movies.

love is an excuse to get hurt.
and to hurt.

Music:

Johnny Cash. Murder by Death. Hank Williams. Wilco. Limbeck. Built to Spill. Yes. Nada Surf. Minus the Bear. Mellowdrone. The Decemberists. Sunny Day Real Estate. This Will Destroy You. Explosions in the Sky. Pelican. The Burning Paris. The Notwist. Pinback. The Good Life. Radiohead. Placebo. Nightmare of You. Fear Before The March Of Flames. Nevea Tears. killwhitneydead. Stick To Your Guns. Job For A Cowboy. Folly. Between the Buried and Me. Blood for Blood. Throwdown. Above This Fire. Good Clean Fun. American Nightmare/Give up the Ghost. This Is Hell. Casey Jones. Terror. Comeback Kid. Set Your Goals. Champion. Youth of Today. Miracle Mile. At All Cost. Dead Prez.

Movies:

Rushmore. Shopgirl. Reservoir Dogs. Fight Club. Memento. Ghost World. Anchorman. Office Space. Cool Hand Luke. The Royal Tenenbaums. Star Wars: A New Hope. Evil Dead 2. The Boondock Saints. Green Street Hooligans.

Television:

Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends. Arressted Development. Scrubs. Simpsons. Beast Wars. Conan o'Brien. Clone High. Sealab 2021. Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Family Guy. Daily Show.

Books:

currently reading: The Communist Manifesto.

The Contortionist Handbook. Dermaphoria. 100 Suns. Enders Game.

Heroes:


Mr. Johnny Cash.

Mr. David Cross

Mr. Lewis Black.

Link.

My Blog

no longer easy on the eyes.

i used to be.its true.but now i look old and weathered.i look like ive lived through more than a man twice my age.or maybe thats how i view myself.either way.you know how they say life gets easier wit...
Posted by the brent.® on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 01:51:00 PST

change.

The more things change, the more they stay the same. I'm not sure who the first person was who said that. Probably Shakespeare, or maybe Sting. But at the moment, it's the sentence that best explains ...
Posted by the brent.® on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 04:28:00 PST

Nevea Tears.

im going to say now that after Nevea Tears records their new album the are indeed going to blow up.   im saying this now so later i can say 'i told you so'.
Posted by the brent.® on Mon, 22 May 2006 10:03:00 PST

NorrisxStyle.

Thirty facts you probably didn't know about Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed...
Posted by the brent.® on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 10:59:00 PST

you said you were tired of looking at my page.

so, ive been ask. or. told to write a blog. so lets start by saying i am no good at describing myself or anything of that sort. ive been told quite a few times this week that i am a closet dork...
Posted by the brent.® on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST