I have next to no worries because almost everything has perfectly fallen in line... I have the best job in the whole wide world, a magnificent mansion, "servants", the most coolestest of cars, a beautiful trophy wife, 3 trophy girlfriends, 12 trophy kids plus another 30(not mine of course) locked in the cellar under the barn, and a vacant pear tree. Come on Partridge! I need my life to be complete!
Pink is my favorite color, but I'm not homosexual (not that there's anything wrong with that).
My ultimate goal is to own my own record store, or at the very least run a bigger chain's store(s).
People quotes:
"It feels like the world is a fuckin' pile of shit that's full of snakes and flies, and we're here to put some frosting on it." - Curt Kirkwood of Meat Puppets.
E on the title "Blinking Lights and Other Revelations":
"There are two kinds of Christmas people," Everett says, "those who like their Christmas lights to stay on solid and those who like them to blink. As a kid, I always had a thing for sitting in the dark and watching the lights blink on and off at random." Now he says this fascination goes much further. "In the end, what we have are these little, great moments. They come and they go. That's as good as it gets. But, still, isn't that great?"
"Love is a fog that burns with the first daylight of reality." - Bukowski
"George Bush has been a terroist's wet dream. He inflames radical hatred against America and then runs(for office) on offering to protect us from it. It's like a guy throwing shit on you, and then selling you relief from the flies." - Bill Maher
Rosanne Barr on anti-depressants and "chemical inbalances":
"Did you ever think that maybe you're supposed to be depressed? Maybe the world's so FUCKED UP that you should be fucking depressed?"
"Politicians should not be talking about morals or values. They're all a bunch of fuckin' crooks. The only time they're ever telling the truth is when they're calling each other liars. And how did they get wroking people to vote Republican? That's like getting the chickens to vote Colonel Sanders." - Rosanne Barr
Last one from Rosanne, but man did she have a lot of good ones in her last comedy special...
"The War on Drugs is the war against poor people on street drugs waged by rich people on prescription drugs."
Modest Mouse - Missed the Boat lyrics.
While we're on the subject
Could we change the subject now?
I was knocking on your ears
Don't worry, you were always out
Looking towards the future
We were begging for the past
Well we knew we had the good things
But those never seemed to last
Oh please just last
Everyone's unhappy
Everyone's ashamed
Well we all just got caught looking
At somebody else's page
Well nothing ever went
Quite exactly as we planned
Our ideas held no water
But we used them like a dam
Oh, and we carried it all so well
As if we got a new position
Oh, and I laugh all the way to hell
Saying yes, this is a fine promotion
Oh, and I laugh all the way to hell
Of course everyone goes crazy
Over such and such and such
We made ourselves a pillar
We just used it as a crutch
We were suddenly uncertain
At least I'm pretty sure I am
Well we didn't need the water
But we just built that good god dam
Oh, and I know this all myself
I stood in front for all the people
Oh, and I know this all myself
We listen while life hangs on
And the sound of life's sweet bliss
Was it ever worth it?
Was there all that much to gain?
Well we knew we missed the boat
And we'd already missed the plane
We didn't read the invite
We just dance at our wake
All our favorites were playing
So we could shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
Tiny curtains open and we heard the tiny clap of little hands
A tiny man would tell a little joke and get a tiny laugh from all the folks
Sitting drifting around in bubbles and thinking it was us that carried them
When we finally got it figured out that we had truly missed the boat
Oh, and we carried it all so well
As if we got a new position
Oh, and we owned all the tools ourselves
But not the skills to make a shelf with
Oh, what useless tools ourselves
