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Fred the Wonder Chicken

fredthewonderchicken

About Me

I'm made of laytex rubber and have a plastic kazoo stuck down my throat.Safe sex, anyone???

My Interests

I collect circus sideshow-freak poster art, and enjoy fucking in public...(who doesn't?)

I'd like to meet:

Groupies, wanna-be starlets, really - any "game" hen will do...

Music:

Clutch, Farheed Haque (Garage Mahal), Atomic Bitchwax - (BAD-ASSED Motha Fuckin' SHIT!!), Little Big Porn (LBP - San Diego, CA MONSTER'S OF ROCK!!) ...and of course, Funkadelic.

Movies:

My talents were featured prominently in "Clown Porn (the Movie)", and I will be making an appearance or two in the upcoming production of "Clown Porn: CRIMEWATCH!!"My personal faves? "Dr. Strangelove", "the Blues Brothers", and anything by the Dark Bros..

Television:

Three words:"Most Extreme Challenge"

Books:

Be on the lookout for my published memoirs entitled: "I snorted an airplane up my beak holes, and all I have left is this lousy t-shirt" (to be written).

Heroes:

John Holmes and the San Diego Chicken - I consider myself a cross between them both.