Wow. I have a lot of interests. Attracting the attention of security at Wal-Mart, and then spending $60 bucks on shit I don't need. Petting animals backwards. Second hand smoking (I'm swimming in nicotine!). Asking smart people stupid questions. Asking stupid people questions, especially at Disneyland. Impulsive gambling. Showing my tits. Shooting bung squirts at unsuspecting passersby. Determing other people's fate. Did I mention attracting the attention of security at Wal-Mart?
The green monkey, Rasputin, Ollie North, Sid and Marty Krofft, Marshall, Will and Holly, Jesus (when he was a young boy), Mohammed (when he was a young boy), Buddha (when he was a young boy), John Smith (when he was a reeeallly young boy :-), and Don Knotts.
Whale songs. Anything with a good beat (that I can masturbate to). Hardcore disco.
Clown Porn, Clown Porn - Crime Watch, Edward Penishands, I Spit On Your Grave, A Christmas Story, The Wiz, Jason and the Argonauts.
Lost (I would pay to lick Evagline Lilly's shit spitter).
Dr. Seuss, The Art of War, The Prince, Tom Sawyer, Huck Finn, Fisting For Beginners, Advanced Fisting, How to Clean Up Anything, and Poker For Dummies.
Oh god, where do I start. Adolph Coors, Al Cowlings, Mark Fuhrman, John the Baptist, Mohammed's mom, whoever invented the flush toilet (and feminine deodorant), and Borte (Genghis Khan's mom -- the only person he ever feared).