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Michael Audrey Myers

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About Me

I was born October 30, 1957 to John and Edith Myers. I had two sisters, Judith Margret Myers and Laurie Myers. Our family resided at a two story ranch house (45 Lampkin Lane) in the suburban town of Haddonfield, Illinois.I experienced typical child development up until my sixth birthday. As a child I was considered bright. I learned to speak rather quickly and read at a much more advanced pace for my age, that is until my fifth year where I started to quickly lose some speech and began to show some stereotypical autistic behavior (preoccupation with parts of objects, staring off into space.)My grandmother lived across the street from the Myers family on Lampkin Lane. I was chosen by a cult to bear the Curse of Thorn. The cult believes that a child from one family must be chosen to bear the curse and sacrifice their entire family in order to save the rest of the community from death. The curse apparently makes the user immortal and grants super-natural abilities. The curse is what the cult believes caused me to stalk and kill family members.It is assumed that, Mrs. Blankenship, my babysitter was the one to give me the curse. She was a member of the cult and would tell me stories about Thorn and their beliefs. I was eventually brainwashed by the stories and the curse. On Halloween, October 31 1963, I was under the influence of curse long enough to begin the sacrifice of my family...
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My Name is Michael Audrey Myers & I was born on Wednesday October 30th, 1957 in Haddonfield, Illinois. I was first committed to Smith's Grove on Monday November 4th, 1963 at the age of 6. The reason for being committed was because I murderered my Sister, Judith Margaret Myers. The date of the event for being committed was Thursday October 31st, 1963. My doctor at Smith's Grove was Dr. Samuel Loomis (1963 - 1997) My legal guardian till July 23th 1965 was Peter Myers & Margaret Myers (Hill)and my legal guardian after July 23th 1965 was Doctor Samuel Loomis and Doctor Terrence Wynn. My guardian's date of death was July 23rd, 1965. Peter and Margaret Myers died in a car accident. On October 31st, 1995 Doctor Terrence Wynn was killed by a patient and on October 5th, 1997 Doctor Samuel Loomis died of heart failure. My features....wearing a white mask and a jump suit for all of my murders. I was was badly burned in 1978 and have burn marks all over my body. I use many objects to kill my victims but mostly I use a large kichen knife. The dates when I have been seen are as follows...October 30-31st, 1978 at Smith's Grove, Illinois and Haddonfield, Illinois. October 30-31st, 1988 in Ridgemont, Illinois and Haddonfield, Illinois. October 30-31st, 1989 in Haddonfield, Illinois. October 30-31st,1995 in Smith's Grove, Illinois and Haddonfield, Illinois. October 29th-31st, 1998 in Langdon, Illinois and Summer Glenn, California. October 31st, 2001 in Grace Anderson Sanitarium, California. October 30-31st, 2002 in Haddonfield, IIIinois. I was last seen alive in Haddonfield, lIIinois on Thursday October 31st of 2002. My living relatives are John Tate (Born August 28th, 1981 to Tate, Keri and Tate, Jared- Summer Glen, California.) Steven Lloyed (Born October 30th, 1995 to Jamie Lloyd and unknown father, Haddonfield.)

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My Blog

Thirteen Days

....so it's a day before the day I was born and I still feel alone and misunderstood. As of tomorrow I will be half a century old and in about thirteen days I will put down the video game controller, ...
Posted by Michael Audrey Myers on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 07:44:00 PST

Why Did The Girl Cross the Road?

because I was chasing her after I stabbed her boyfriend hella times and she was about to become a human jack-o-lattern, that's why! ....my birthday is coming, I should be happy. It's almost Halloween,...
Posted by Michael Audrey Myers on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 07:54:00 PST

Some Thoughts On Stalking

....stalking is a rude way of describing my profession. I am a professional and my profession or way of life is by slashing throats, choking the shit out of people, stabbing high schoolers and doing r...
Posted by Michael Audrey Myers on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 08:10:00 PST

What Friday The 13th Means To Me

Friday the 13th is okay with me. Let me just say that. I'm all for the eerie and creepy and stuff of that orgin. I also dig Jason and all the good killings that he has done and since he's not killing ...
Posted by Michael Audrey Myers on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 11:23:00 PST

This Is Why I Kill People

You sit in line waiting for something but the line never gets smaller it only gets bigger. The people behind the counter act like shits who are in desperate need to be flushed. Fuck them and their ung...
Posted by Michael Audrey Myers on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 10:21:00 PST

So I've Killed Lots Of People And.....

.........i've been spending my days making collages of people, people I'm going to kill or have killed. Granted I don't have pictures of all the people I plan on slaughtering but in their place I made...
Posted by Michael Audrey Myers on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 12:34:00 PST

Depressed

Here I am again, alone and feeling a bit nostalgic. I often miss my sisters but mainly Judith. I don't regret killing her, she had it coming but I still miss having her around. She wasn't a great sist...
Posted by Michael Audrey Myers on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 12:28:00 PST

Alone & Thinking About This Upcoming Fall Season

If it wasn't for myspace I'd have no interaction with people besides when I am killing them. I am often misunderstood and people seem to be afriad of me and this gives me very little of a chance to ev...
Posted by Michael Audrey Myers on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 12:21:00 PST