the love of my life
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my life is like the mad hatters tea party ...on acid.

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......when April 1st comes around, i enjoy saran wrapping toilets and tape-ing doors.....
.....i can figure four leg lock anyones ass like ric flair
......i own an 87' toyota corolla and the mimicking of mouth-oriented reggae beats from my friends comes with it ....
......i am well versed in comedic sarcasm- especially off my meds....
......for entertainment i enjoy traveling to the center of north hampton and mimick the sound of the beeping noise that goes off when the traffic stops to let the pedestrians know when its safe to cross. except i mimick this noise when the light is green.....
......my physical actions and cognitive thinking patterns tend to be very unpredictable, i do not welcome stability for it has yet to exist in my life....
......im a wicked germ-a-phobe (seinfeld terminology) yet i can puke in a waste basket near my bed and leave it for 2 weeks until it dries to the sides of the can ((know from experience))
......i have once pissed on the floor of a department store dressing room at the age of 22 (yeah, seriously)
.......and i love my sister dani like a hobo loves sleeping in his caldor's shopping cart in the winter time.

props to creepy uncle seth ;)

i come off as a dumb blonde........but........
i can hold an intellectual conversation on such topics as the theory of relativity and the physics of quantum mechanics and how the biggest challenge for our simplistic human minds to discover is for both theories to coincide with one another to create an ultimate quantum theory of gravity that will give a successful explanation to the secrets of our universe and forth reveal the 'mind of god....
5 VERSIONS of the string theory---- there are 10 known dimentions. 9 are spacial and the 10th dimention is = TIME. ....unanswered questions until singularity was revealed by the discovery of the 11th dimention and the membrane theory (aka magic theory).......earths gravity is in fact weak and possibly leaking into an alternate dimention (parellel universes) with their own laws of physics and properties of matter
my previous title of "theoretical geodesic 4-dimentional space/time" .......refers to the fact that bodies like earth arent made to move on curved orbits by a gravitational force. they follow the nearest thing to a straight path in curved space, which is called a geodesic and the meaning of the word is the shortest (or longest) path between two nearby points..... theoretically, for example....
the mass of the sun curves space/time that even though in reality earth follows a straight path in 4-dimensional space-time, it appears to us to move along a circular orbit in 3-dimensional space. light rays follow geodesics in space-time... and what i mean by that is that light from a star reflecting its light from the sun causes it to appear in a different position to us on earth then where it "really" is.

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about...

Stefani

1.25.08

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Name: Stefani, SteffyD, clark kent, iron maiden, smeagol, freddy kreuger, feh-fee ...flattering huh.
Birthday: 2.15.82
Birthplace: San Angelo, Texas
Current Location: southwick, agawam, westfield, new britain, NYC, holyoke, boston, everette, enfield, springfield, west side, chicopee
Eye Color: blue ...some say with yellow in there.
Hair Color: it was bleach blonde yesterday but now its regular blonde with... you know, it changes every week so.. whatever.
Height: 5'4
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: spanish and irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: white and pink etnies with black laces
Your Weakness: anything adventurous or dangerous. temptations of any kind ;)
Your Fears: caged, being tied down
Your Perfect Pizza: cheese (obviously) pepperoni, peppers and onions
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: maintaining focus on abnormal psych for this year @ college and fright fest/ghost hunting w/ "the crew" (mikey and kevs) ;D
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: brb... no one i know has ever been right back, always takes them an f'in hour.
Thoughts First Waking Up: dude, what kind of shit is gonna happen to me today that will make for a good story people will laugh at later
Your Best Physical Feature: dont care, i'll let others decide
Your Bedtime: whenever my seinfeld,or ren and stimpy or family guy DVD ends.
Your Most Missed Memory: leaders, apartment, so many years acting/singing on stage, abandoned insane asylum GHOST HUNTING trips, caving and rock climbing in New York, baseball, basketball and football all year round w/ carmen and the guys, skateparks, russell rock cliff diving w/ kev, mike, bri, jimbo and al, mexico and bahamas.
Pepsi or Coke: neither, i hate carbonated anything
McDonalds or Burger King: gee, let me think... cockroach nugget or dirt burger
Single or Group Dates: "why play one on one when you could play a zone" -seinfeld
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: i drink peach or raspberry ice tea.
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla ...i love any ice cream
Cappuccino or Coffee: either, iced on the rocks.
Do you Smoke: "i only smoke when i drink" -stef "yeah but you drink every day" -sean ...haha, not funny
Do you Swear: swearing is a fucken turn off man
Do you Sing: not publicly on stage in a while
Do you Shower Daily: yes kinda, except last fall when i had blonde dredlocks
Have you Been in Love: you think you have... but its confusing
Do you want to go to College: been there, done that... and back again this fall.
Do you want to get Married: "garth, marrige is punishment for shoplifting in some countries" -waynes world
Do you belive in yourself: no... but i've been told theres alot to believe in
Do you get Motion Sickness: never
Do you think you are Attractive: "i try" -david putty (seinfeld)
Are you a Health Freak: im half OCD, half slob
Do you get along with your Parents: yes.... now.
Do you like Thunderstorms: i stand there, with my arms out
Do you play an Instrument:: piano, bass, guitar.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: AAAH HAAHAHA, ah AHAHA ahaha ahaha ...oh, was that a serious question...
In the past month have you Smoked: uh wait, smoked what...
In the past month have you gone on a Date: heh ...define date ;)
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: oh yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: now ask me if i feel like a 4 hr non-consecutive trip to the shitter
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: oceanic organisms frighten me
In the past month have you been on Stage: @ a concert 2 years ago, not counting kareoke bars ...oh yeah, and the 'girls gone wild' incident last summer where me and this stripper made out (half dressed) and won a contest. (shaking head)
In the past month have you been Dumped: no, having alot of free time leaves me with so many fun opportunities that i honestly dont care either way.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yeah, in my jacuzzi and heated pool ...never alone ;)
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: plead the 5th
Ever been Drunk: ....come on now.
Ever been called a Tease: thats the best an angry guy can come up with
Ever been Beaten up: never, i wouldnt stand for that.
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: in a light saber battle or in hand to hand combat like in lord of the rings
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: PhD in neuropsychology and masters in biochemistry
What country would you most like to Visit: egypt and australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown ...but i end up dating guys with blue.
Favourite Hair Color: dark... but i end up dating guys with light.
Short or Long Hair: long... but i end up dating guys with short ...weird.
Height: around 6'ish ...or at least taller than me
Weight: between 160-230ish, it doesnt really matter
Best Clothing Style: anything black... but i have a weakness for skater, punk/rock guys and i love facial hair
Number of Drugs I have taken: too many to remember man
Number of CDs I own: who cares anymore, i got a creative zen and an ipod.
Number of Piercings: double holes in my ears and navel, but i've had my tongue, eyebrow and nose done a few times
Number of Tattoos: had my 1st one 2 summers ago ;)
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not being honest about how i feel no matter how hard it was to say.
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me and my sis dani @ hampton beach, check these guys bathing suits are shorter than womens underwear, ha!

me and stewie on stage @ haven

me and my ex-girl amanda (lol, jk)
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charlie kicks so much ass!
me and VOLTAIRE!!!

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now, it matters what system we're talking about, then what games... but i love super nintendo. it'll never get old to me.... i think x-box is fantastic*especiallly with a mod chip**and even more so with skins... oh yeah, i like tetris, DOA dead or alive, mortal kombat: deadly alliance, tao feng, soul calibur (1+2), tekken, DOA extreme beach volleyball, backyard wrestling, UFC pretty cool, i have trouble with wrestling games-im not good at grappling or reversing moves, def jam vendetta, i strongly dislike RPG games but i thought zelda and kingdom of hearts was alright, i like watching silent hill, x-men, marvel games are great..... i have an appreciation for doom and starwars galaxys, splinter cell is a pain in the ass i dont have the patience... we've all played halo (1+2). i dont care for gamecube even though i am a mario fan. since i love fighting games and they're mostely for PS2, you would think that i've grown a liking to the PS2 controller but im much too into (and used to) the xbox controller.... still, thankgod for the invention of controller converters so you can play a certain controller with a different system....

me and spaceman @ haven

me and H-bomb...

jon, me and greg @ geraldines

can you believe its not halloween...lol

me and house in holyoke

guys with irish accents are so fricken cute ;)

still not sure if it was halloween, lol

on stage @ salty dog

linnea, me and heather...

just a regular tuesday night ;)

i would never exclude heather from getting licked ;)

me and tim @ the zombie prom

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