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Mistletoe can be even deadlier if you mean it

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About Me

What is there to say, I'm me. I'm blonde, blue eyed, intelligent, charming, and pretty. I am the perfect catch. I work at Best Buy, I go to school, and I hang out with my friends. I'd like to travel more, but first I need money. I drive a Ford Taurus which I call "The Bull" for obvious reasons. I am extremely shallow, but a hell of a nice guy... just don't piss me off. I'm a county boy at heart. I'm pretty open-minded to most things...emphasize on most. By the way this isn't being graded for spelling and grammar, is it? I'll usually buy ya a couple of drinks, href="just don't try to mooch off me. I hate moochers. I have a really close family, and a great group of friends whom I consider family. I'm not very religious but I do believe in a higher being... I usually refer to him/her as God. I like to laugh and I like to make people laugh, even if its at my own expense. I have no modesty and have no trouble embaressing myself or my friends to get a laugh. I am a helpless flirt, and am very obvious when it comes to checking girls out. I am straight but I'm secure enough in my masculenity to hug a man... or dry hump, which ever is funnier. I enjoy long walks on the beach, candle-lit dinners for two, and am up for anything in the bedroom that doesn't involve another man. My favorite holiday is my birthday which I believe should be a national holiday. When I grow up... emphasize on "when"... I want to be the ruler of the world, not because I'm crazy or because I crave power, but just because I could do a damn good job. LOL!!! Barring that happening, I'd like to be rich and famous with a huge house, an expensive car, a beautiful wife, two obedient children, and as many dogs as I can manage. Don't worry I'm not crazy, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express. Feel free to check me out, message me, whatever you gotta do. Peace!!!

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Hick-Mobile
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Budweiser Beer
You're the first choice of many people. Maybe a little too common and not too unique, but hey you're always faithful right?
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GREEN, Your death's colour is Green. Death of the mind. Your heart is isolated within your mind. You seek knowledge. You are very rare.
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My Interests

Computers, music, pool(billiards), bowling, drinking heavily with my friends...never alone!! Carrying Stef around when she gets to drunk to stand, which is after one margarita. I am a huge computer geek...I build and setup my own systems. I also program a little(html and python). I have my own mobile DJ sound system and enjoy DJing my friends parties... let's be clear, I don't spin, I'm not that kind of DJ. I also watch more TV and movies than anyone I know. I have the uncanny ability to memorize a movie the first time I see it... but I really have to love it.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to make friends with new and interesting people. I'd also like to find the girl or girls of my dreams... Interpret that as you'd like. Any movie stars/models out there, I'm available. I'd also like to get reaquainted will people from my past such as high school classmates, just see what they're doing and how much they've changed (hopefully for the better).

Music:

Country anything, Nickelback, 3 Doors Down, Puddle of Mudd, Bon Jovi, Aerosmith, AC/DC, Bruce Springstein, Matchbox 20, Shakira, New Found Glory, Good Charlette, Sum 41, Simple Plan, Jessica Simpson(to look at mainly), also techo, trance, classical... I have a very eclectic taste in music, I'll listen to almost anything except Rap.

Movies:

Batman Begins, Batman Begins, Batman Begins... I can't say it enough, brand me a geek if you must but I loved it. and The Punisher!!! Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, Bruce Almighty, Liar Liar, Happy Gilmore, 50 First Dates, Billy Madison, Mr. Deeds, Anger Management, X-Men, X-Men II, Spiderman,Spiderman II, Daredevil, Braveheart, Gone in 60 Seconds, Con Air, The Rock, Super Troopers, Monty Python and the Holy Grail,Big, The Money Pit, Men In Black, Independence Day, Wild Wild West, US Marshals, Man of the House, Jurassic Park, The LostWorld: Jurassic Park.

Television:

House(favorite), Family Guy, Buffy the Vampireslayer(gone), Angel(gone), Alias, CSI (only the original), Numbers, Futurama, American Dad, Looney Tunes(who doesn't love Bugs), Charmed(god they're hot), West Wing(gone after this season), MASH(long gone), Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, Smallville, NCIS,...has any one heard of some of these..., Criminal Minds, Bones, Gilmore Girls, The Pretender(gone), Everwood, 7th Heaven(gone).

Books:

Don't really read much anymore but I'll name a couple favs: Jurassic Park, The Lost World: Jurassic Park...definately better than the movies, The Earth Abides, Magic Kingdon For Sale: Sold, The Tragedy of Julius Caesar(Shakespeare Rocks!), Sherlock Holmes, Raptor Red.

Heroes:

Mom and Dad, My Aunt Sylvia who has passed, my Uncle Joe, Mr. Al Bagetta who was my 10th grade english teacher, Mark Boyle who is a manger at Best Buy, Matt Strikerz who is also a manager at Best Buy. Nick, Bill, and Bobby who keep me alive when I'm drunk. Mr. Ken Romano who hired me for my first job. Stef because no matter how much shit she goes through, she still manages to stay alive. And who could forget the man who is responsible for the man I am today...Superman. Without him, I couldn't be this damn geeky. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep... he waits!