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CHRIS

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About Me


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Make your own custom scroller sign at ProfileMix.com!Men strike back! How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. ------------------------------------------------------------ ------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. ------------------------------------------------------------ -------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ------------------------------------------------------------ ------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." ------------------------------------------------------------ ------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. ------------------------------------------------------------ ------- Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to Build up the required pressure. ------------------------------------------------------------ ------- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. ------------------------------------------------------------ ------- What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman who won't do what she's told ------------------------------------------------------------ ------- I married a Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. ------------------------------------------------------------ ------- Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake. ------------------------------------------------------------ ------- Why do men die before their wives? They want to. ------------------------------------------------------------ ------- Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. ------------------------------------------------------------ ------- In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested. -------------------------------------------- ----------------------- Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and to the select few women who can handle the truth!

My Interests

I have lots of hobbies and interests mainlyit involves useing my handsYour cruel device Your blood like iceOne look could kill my pain your thrillI wonna love you but i better not touchI wonna hold you but me senses tell me to stopI wonna kiss you but i want it too muchI wonna taste you but your lipsare venomous poisonoral fixation a dirty mind is a terriblething to waste dont teaseif you can't please

I'm about to blow i don't think you no I'm telling you to loosen up the button babeBut you keep frontingSay what you won't to do to meBut you an't seen nothing yet I've been known to do a bit of this and thatmilking cows..... oh i milked theodd goat once or twice..... it don't taste nice tho.......The milk that is..... weidoLet take off to the skies and leave the world behindRaise me in your arms keep me safe from harmIgot to let my feelings show don't want to let thismomment go no no Personal Quote I can see by the glint in your eyes I can tell by the smile on yourface that you arePSYCOHOPATHICI don't no what the fcukyou are goin to do withthat t-spoon but mines 2 suagarsAs you go on in this world alwaysbelieve in your dreams..Keep looking forward to the future.......to all you might.Don't let old mistakes or misfortuneshold you down.Learn things. Learn something new every day.Be interested in others and what theymight teach youBelieve in yourself.So long as you are true to the strengthwithin your heart....you can never go wrong

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Music:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFGMRMY2xm8&eurl=http%3A% 2F%2Fbulletin%2Emyspace%2Ecom%2Findex%2Ecfm%3Ffuseaction%3Db ulletin%2Eread%26messageID%3D3394673046%26Mytoken%3D2C9634FB %2D21D2%2D4D89%2DA42There was a time I was everything and nothing all in one When you found me I was feeling like a cloud across the sunI need to tell you How you light up every second of the day But in the moonlight You just shine like a beacon on the bayAnd I can't explain But it's something about the way you look tonight Takes my breath away It's that feeling I get about you, deep inside And I can't describe But it's something about the way you look tonight Takes my breath away The way you look tonightWith your smile You pull the deepest secrets from my heart In all honesty I'm speechless and I don't know where to startAnd I can't explain But it's something about the way you look tonight Takes my breath away It's that feeling I get about you, deep inside And I can't describe But it's something about the way you look tonight Takes my breath away The way you look tonightAnd I can't explain But it's something about the way you look tonight Takes my breath away It's that feeling I get about you, deep inside And I can't describe But it's something about the way you look tonight Takes my breath away The way you look tonight

Movies:


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BADBOY ON THE NAUGHTY STEP OR IN THE CORNERGETTING MYSELF INTO SERIOUS TROUBLE

A SCREW DRIVER SWEEPING BRUSH Personal Quote I thouught that i was indestructible. But how could i imagine this. I never gave a second thought. was only hit and miss.While you feed me and it feel so good. Dose that mean that wrong is right. Guess i got the warning. It happened overnighthoney it's only nasty. When its nasty. And you know that it hurts. When it's rightI'm a bad boy . They call me nasty. They call me bad ' cause I'm a bad boy. There are good ways to be a bad bad boy.Well my behaviour has been in question since the day that i was born. I get on my knees to love and please. Now you've been warned, yeah

Television:

http://www.clubland.fm/index.php/babes/show/name/chelsea-whi te.html
As I've Matured...I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in...I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.
I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses.I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.I've learned that it is not what you wear; it is how you take it off.

I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished. I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things.I've learned that ex's are like fungus, and keep coming back. I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity.I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities. I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did itI've learned that there is a fine line between genius and insanity. I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. And the real pains in the ass are permanent.

Books:


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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: chris
Birthday: august
Birthplace: leeds
Current Location: rotherham
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: fair
Height: 72 inches
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: none
The Shoes You Wore Today: boots
Your Weakness: females
Your Fears: up a ladder on the very windy day
Your Perfect Pizza: meat feast
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to move
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: erm lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: naughty
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes
Your Bedtime: 11 oclock on the dot
Your Most Missed Memory: childhood
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: macDonalds
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: fcuk
Do you Sing: not very well
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: i was once
Do you want to go to College: no
Do you want to get Married: been there got t-shirt
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: as in do i rock the bed
Do you think you are Attractive: no
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: no
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: i did
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: a few
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no but i did years ago
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: from work
Ever been Drunk: loads of times
Ever been called a Tease: as above
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: yes many moons ago
How do you want to Die: quick and painless
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: god
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any
Favourite Hair Color: any
Short or Long Hair: any
Height: 5" 4'- 6'
Weight: average
Best Clothing Style: casual
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1
Number of CDs I own: about 500
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: a few
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1
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Heroes:

Some days are harder than others Mountains we climb to get things done Trying to make sense of the way I'm feeling Looking for sanctuary but finding noneYou're in my head, you're in my heart Too busy to stop, too late to start I don't wanna hear you crying But I have to say goodbyeBaby you won't listen when I really need you to And maybe you don't hear when I get to talk to you I know that you need me more than I need you But don't ask so much of me, it's what you always do You're looking for water in a well you've run dry You're looking for water in a well you've run drySome people are stronger than others One smile can make some people cry Hiding away won't make it easier Taking you're hand, but I ask you whyYou're in my head, you're in my heart Too busy to stop, too late to start I don't wanna hear you crying But I have to say goodbyeBaby you won't listen when I really need you to And maybe you don't hear when I get to talk to you I know that you need me more than I need you But don't ask so much of me, it's what you always do You're looking for water in a well you've run dry You're looking for water in a well you've run dryDon't you ever listen? I really need you to You're in my head, you're in my heartBaby you won't listen when I really need you to And maybe you don't hear when I get to talk to you I know that you need me more than I need you But don't ask so much of me, it's what you always do You're looking for water in a well you've run dry You're looking for water in a well you've run dry
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