Oh MY GOD there's a BEAR in my OATMEAL!

agabghpiufdhiofj[wribj[aoerigf[qeijf[oidjfngvao;ewinfjaweofa wfdawefj to anyone that knows me, THAT should sum me up. But for those of you who dont....well im a bit of a Chen's Cottage really (cunt face) but im a loveable so and so, and i will sit on your face if u ask me to. I'm an actor in waiting.....that is, waiting to be trained at a higher level....done it at college and kicked arse, now im just biding my time before i head off into the world of drama school. You WONT see me on t.v, cos im not that great, plus close-ups on me aren't good, no good at all, you can see evrything that close!.....SIT ON MA FACE IF U LIKE THE BOOSH OR THE MARS VOLTA. Seriously i will actually grind ur frontal head region into the ground(lovingly), if, u have a passion for music that equals mine. I like sex i like it alot it's rather good and so am i ha well am i? you tell me oh wait you can't but can you? well tell me already! jeeeeeeebus! IM ALSO A FUCKING MASSIVE GEEK, i love gaming and i love manga and i love ass kicking martial arts....oh and pinky and the brain....family guy can grind my crotch too AND IF U TURNED UP DRESSED AS A CARTOON CHARACTER OF ANY SORT, preferabbly some sort of Japanese School girl or Goth temptress i may have to run out the room in excitement and bang my wee-willy-winky against the wall to punish myself for the WRONG thoughts i just had about you. Ummm i like kissing. It's brilliant. Kiss me and it'll be good, we'll both feel warmer for a bit. I like guitar, i love guitar. I love hearing the guitar but im not that great at it....i can bash out a few crazy riffages....but ask me to play u a song all the way through and ill just get embaressed and hummm the rest oh yeah! SINGING SING TO MEEEEEEE BOY OR GIRL i like people with talent THEY can sit on my face without asking. Infact if uve bothered to read all of this i've probably met you and u wanna know if your included from some sort of Blackbook revealing. I dont own a black book, probably should cos i wanna know how to get certain socks, headbands, underwear and toenail clippings back. If you want to talk to me please TALK!!!!! dont add me just for perving rights.....my pictures get back to me with daily reports and they KNOW who's been-a-pervin on me......thats YOU! YES YOU! im sending round a llama to kick your ass....look out for a fake moustache and DON'T, i repeat, DON'T go into a gift shop. You have been warned. Infact I think this was all just a warning anyway....dont add me....i'll freak you out to the point of you questioning your own existence Ciao for now!!!!!!!!!!!!oh P.S Hong Kong Fooey kicked arse, they just never showed it on t.v