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im still the crotch ive just got a face

Ciggarettes killed my father,and raped my mother!

About Me

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Fast talking dropout (on a gap year), with big earlobes and curly hair.I tend to most of the time always see the good in people, which isn't always a good thing. I look jewish, I'm not, but I think I could pull it off. I'm an actor by trade (well not really) but thats what I want to go into anyway. I got into drama school last year but stupid things happend and I'm stuck in banbury for another year(See blog "banbury again" for more details).I love movies but I havn't particularly got very good taste in them ( I thuroughly enjoyed cheaper by the dozen two). I think that my friend lucy has forced me to watch hilary duff movies so much that I now not so secretly like them. for now i'm biding my time acting in plays as much as possible and making random visits to London and Brighton, then it's back to applying for drama school again.I now once again work at ann summers in banbury which is awesome.I generally get on with evryone so don't be afraid to add me, or send me a little message, or a dirty photo of ur dad, any of the three will be met with happiness.Crotch out! MyGen Profile GeneratorYour results:
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My Interests

writing great american novels, based on the experiences ive had in my life so far. Get Your Own! | View Slideshow

I'd like to meet:

Hetty Wainthrope, Mr Magoo, and shnarf from thundercats(ooooohhh i'd pet him,i'd pet him goooooooooood). Want to see me in the midst of a sexually charged, yet passionate kiss with a toy squirrel, who odly has a very similar voice to lucy? then click on the video below... width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

i must say i have quite a varied tatse in music, as those of u who visit my site often enough will tell by the ammount of times i change my s

Movies:

edward scissorhands, Donnie Darko,spiderman 1 & 2,The Nightmare Before Christmas,thirteen,Bully,eternal sunshine of the spotless mind,The Virgin Suicides, war of the worlds,Mean Girls,south park the movie,Batman Begins,can't hardly wait,Brokeback Mountain, sin city,Saved,jawbreaker,Scary Movie 1&3 but not 2,not another teen movie,Unbreakable,crash,Drop Dead Gorgeous, the superman movies, All of the Starwars films even the ones with jar jar binks and the list could go on and on

Television:

Niptuck,Smallville,Desperate Housewives,The OC,Supernatural, FAMILY GUY!!!,south park and drawn together!!

Books:

TIME TRAVELLER'S WIFE!!! i love it.
[Marital Status] i am a bigamist!!
[Shoe size] 9
[Parents still together] yep
[Siblings] 1 her name is emma
[Pets] we have a pond with fish and frogs in it
FAVORITES
[Color] blue
[Number] 12
[Animal] monkey
[Drinks] double vodka lime and lemonade
[Soda] mountain dew(u can't get it in england though)
[Book]
Your Fears: geese and swans
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] no
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: kewl
[Have tattoos?] no
[Have Piercings?] i had my ear pierced once
[Cheat on tests/homework?] i did somtimes
[Drink/Smoke?] both
[Like roller coasters?] yaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] yaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
[Want more piercings?] no
[Like cleaning?] i really cant say i do
[Write in cursive or print?] well i feel quite stupid now because i don't understand
[Own a web cam?] no
[Know how to drive?] no
[Own a cell phone?] yes
[Ever get off the damn computer?] lol sometimes i can pry myself away
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] no
[Considered a life of crime?] i live a life of crime i'm a bigamist!!pay attention
Do you want to get Married: sheesh!!
[Lied to someone?] my god yes
[Been in love?] i really don't think i have
[Made out with JUST a friend?] yes
[Been in lust?] everyone has
[Used someone] i guess,depends on how u look at it
[Been used?] same as above
[Been cheated on?] no
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] no
[Stolen anything?] lol once i stole a packet of fruit salads
[Held a gun] yep
[Current clothing] grey pj trousers with a green hoody
[Current mood] chirpy
[Current taste] morning breath...hold on i dont think i understood the question
[What you currently smell like] morningness
[Current hair] short but long
[Current thing I ought to be doing] eating breakfast
[Current cd in stereo] massive attack
[Last book you read] desighn faults in the volvo 760 turbo by will self
[Last movie you saw] hocus pocus
[Last thing you ate] space raiders
[Last person you talked to on the phone] my dad
[Do drugs?] not very often
[Believe there is life on other planets?] yep,yep
Remember your first love?] again pay attention
[Still love him/her?] ay,ay,ay
[Read the newspaper?] yes
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] yes
[Believe in miracles?] yes
[Do well in school?] nope,well i did ok!
[Wear hats] no they don't like mevery much
[Hate yourself?] ohh is this one for all the emos out there
[Have an obsession?] yes,smallville....big nerd really
[Collect anything?] comics...again big nerd really
[Have a best friend?] i have many, because i am cool!
[Close friends?] again many,seriously i'm the shit!!
[Like your handwriting?] sumtimes, it changes a lot
[Care about looks] i'd say so no1 likes to look like a total mong do they
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] i canny remember
[First kiss] my friends big sister, she had braces and i cut my mouth on them
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] ummmm i don't think so i belive in lust at first sight
[Do you believe in "the one?"] i'd like to........yeah actually i do
[Are you a tease?] i hope not
[Too shy to make the first move?] dpends on the ammount of alcahol consumed
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] ohhh yes
[Bitch/Asshole] i can be alittle bitch sumtimes, but then i don't know anyone who can't.
[sarcastic] i try to be
[Angel] yes i even have a halo
[Devil] only when it comes to fruitcake????????
[Shy] not really
[Talkative] yes!!! very much so!
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Heroes:

my penpal Zendal mazadakka, who lives in the baron wastelands of Kazakhstan.

My Blog

fill it out, show me love!!!!! the same kind of love u show ur parents or an aunt u see alot.

(2 Points) My name:(4 Points) My last name:(4 Points) Am i in love...if so with who:(1 Points) Where did we meet:(6 Points) Take a stab at my middle name:(1 Points) Where do I work:(3 Point) What am I...
Posted by im still the crotch ive just got a face on Mon, 21 May 2007 08:13:00 PST

fill this out if u like!!

My name:Where did we meet:Take a stab at my middle name:How long have you known me:When is the last time that we saw each other:Do I smoke:Do I drink:What was your first impression of upon meeting me/...
Posted by im still the crotch ive just got a face on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 10:56:00 PST

banbury.....again!!

I hate Banbury.........................guesse what, i got into drama school ( good right) yeah it is .............but i hate things and circumstances, due to things beyond my control (that&n...
Posted by im still the crotch ive just got a face on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 06:45:00 PST

Sammie and Alice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!

Tonight i attended the theatre......ALONE!!!!!!!!!!! I was supposed to meet two lovely friends of mine at 7:30 out side the theatre. Well bless there little hearts, they decided to be late, as a conse...
Posted by im still the crotch ive just got a face on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 04:39:00 PST

Please read this!!

Yeah, you have to copy, paste in a reply, and fill in.  Do it.   QUIZ:1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. Do you have a crush on me?5. Would you kiss me?6. G...
Posted by im still the crotch ive just got a face on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 06:31:00 PST

Urgh, I didnt sleep at all my pillow smelt like farts! But thats ok because were in England

I randomly named 21 people and then wrote random,whacky, alternative answers to the question asked!!Ready, Go!1.lucy2.nat3.claire lake4.scott5.sammi6.ben7.melee8.zoe9.paul10.emma =(sister)11.emma...
Posted by im still the crotch ive just got a face on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 04:44:00 PST

Guys and Dollssssssssssss!!!!

I'm performing Guys and Dolls all next week and i'm scared!!!!!!!!! I have to sing and for me that is going to be terrifying, and i have to dance wich is going to be a mess, the acting part is just ab...
Posted by im still the crotch ive just got a face on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 03:05:00 PST

The quote game

this is alittle game i thought would be good,reply with ur favourite quotes. I'll start!! "I just don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die!" Mr Garrison on vaginas from south park t...
Posted by im still the crotch ive just got a face on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 04:59:00 PST