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J o N Z

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About Me

check out my "art" in the pics section. updated regularlystyle

My Interests

Having a good time in spite of the overwhelming odds against doing so. I work as little as possible for various catering services as I have yet to find a real job that I am willing to take a chance on. I spend what should be a cherished state of indolence painting, listening to music, bitch-slapping the world, and spinning cds at Trax bar on Haight Street. If your in the neighborhood on Friday nights stop by and buy me a drink. or two. or.....and, by the way, that IS a cartoon me at the bottom of the page, bustin' a move, baby

I'd like to meet:

pugilists, cynics, punks, iconoclasts, dumpster divers, zealots, warlocks, drag queens, con artists, jackasses, soul men, sufi dancers, prima donnas, zombies, cocksuckers, hypocrites, soothsayers, millionaires, bartenders, a man with a good car, and my true love.
Phuque you

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Music:

This is an artists list of a tape that I made for my friend Tim 2O some odd years ago, so start there and work your way out: the Birthday Party, Cabaret Voltaire, the Pop Group, Minutemen, the Contortions, the Fall, Flipper, the Violent Femmes, Jesus and Mary Chain, Sonic Youth, Blurt, Rip Rig and Panic, Public Image Limited, Nick Cave, Lydia Lunch, Einsturzende Neubauten, NEOboys, the Smiths, Pell Mell, and Psychic TV.Also, 60's r and b (Jackie Wilson, Robert Parker, Stax and Motown, this is the shit i cut my teeth on, DIG?),70's punk and soul (the Ramones and Curtis Mayfield, etc), 80's new wave (The Plastics, etc), 50's jump blues ( Wynonie Harris, etc), them dirty blues (Lucille Bogan, etc), very early rap (Grand Master Flash, etc), Julee Cruise and the entire On-U Sound catalouge. Oh yeah, Sun Ra, Dinah Washington, Eartha Kitt, and the Art Ensemble of Chicago. And Goblin, and Wanda Jackson, and Funkadelic, and..........Also, for awhile and awhile ago I was in the bands Jungle Nausea, and Spike out of Portland Oregon, and Warboy during my travels to South Africa. My last musical outlet was A Thuza Seed, straight outta the Lower Haight, SF, formed with the Brothers Blue, Tim and John, and at the request of their brother Jerry, I lent my vocal craft to the noise/rap fusion of "Frontin'".

Movies:

Tarantino, Coen Brothers, Kung Fu Hustle,Black Belt Jones, Blacula, Cleopatra Jones, in fact, all blaxploitation and kung fu films of the 70's, Le Femme Nikita, John Waters, Very Bad Things, Heathers, To Die For, Seven, Memento, Brazil, Wiseblood, Buffalo 66, Dead/Alive, Claudine, The Incredibles, Do The Right Thing, FIVE CORNERS, Ed Wood, FASTER PUSSYCAT KILL KILL, Night of the Living Dead, Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer, Sam Raimi, Borat, The Opposite of Sex, Suspiria, Alfred Hitchcock, IN A GLASS CAGE (the most horrifying movie I have EVER seen, except for THE WIZ), Orson Welles, 5000 Fingers of Dr T, Film Noir, 50's Sci-Fi and nearly any horror movie ever made.

Television:

Pee Wee's Playhouse, Adult Swim, Night Gallery, The Twilight Zone, Outer Limits, Liquid Television, TWIN PEAKS, American Gothic, NightFlight (r.i.p), The Ripping Friends, Da Ali G Show, all the CSI's, Batman (1966), Space Ghost, Jonny Quest, The Herculoids and almost all the rest of the classic Saturday Morning cartoons.

Books:

FORCED ENTRIES by Jim Carroll, Power of Myth-Campbell, the High Risk books, Between C and D, Hitchcock/Truffant, Abnormal Psychology, Time/Life True Crime series, Subculture: the Meaning of Style-Hebdige, PLEASE KILL ME (the best), TAZ-Hakim Bey, Swimming To Cambodia-Gray, Shock Value and Crackpot-John Waters, Talk That Talk-Linda Goss, Gumbo Ya Ya, Too Good to be True: the Colossal Book of Urban Myths-Brunvand and most of the RE/Search books.

Heroes:

John Waters, Henry Rollins, Spalding Gray, X, Chris Rock, Steve Buscemi, William S Burroughs, Lydia Lunch, Ed D Wood, Barack Obama, OJ Simpson (before all the mess) and, of course, my dear mother, Frances A Taylor.

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SOUL TRAIN LINE

Pee-Wee

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i am the empress

of the tarot deck http://www.flarn.com/~warlock/tarot/fantastical/3.jpg">>You are The EmpressBeauty, happiness, pleasure, success, luxury, dissipation.The Empress is associated with Venus, the femini...
Posted by J o N Z on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 06:15:00 PST

the drummers of burundi

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Posted by J o N Z on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 06:49:00 PST

Petey Green On Watermelon Consumption

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Posted by J o N Z on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 02:40:00 PST

the hand

this is my first brush with stardom,...as michael jackson's hand double. the hand coming out of the teapot is mine as are the ones coming out of the water holding the telephone and camera. i remember ...
Posted by J o N Z on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:58:00 PST

this is too funny

http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com/   i dedicate this reading to one who will go nameless...
Posted by J o N Z on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 04:22:00 PST

whatcha think about that

the other day my roommates were giving me the blues, just being drunk and bitchy, sayin shit like "......you think your better than us, man......" to which i replied, "no, i dont think i'm better than...
Posted by J o N Z on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 08:20:00 PST

now

as i sit here, stoned and drunk, i realize that, without a doubt, i do not like the people i live with. i also don't think they like me, and i couldn't care less at this moment......do you ever wonder...
Posted by J o N Z on Thu, 24 May 2007 10:55:00 PST

01.01.05

dream:  panic.  all of my teeth were breaking and literally falling out of my mouth, bloody into my hand, one after another.  when i tried to talk i could feel the roots and stumps that...
Posted by J o N Z on Wed, 02 May 2007 07:57:00 PST

SCATMAN

leaving home no money scatman crothers and pancakes nappy waffles at the top of the stairs no destination, maybe arizona with no one to say goodbye to, all gone now and i don't wanna go into the obvio...
Posted by J o N Z on Fri, 04 May 2007 10:27:00 PST

MEAT

032806 last night i dreamt i was making out with some asian boy,  passionately, reaching new levels of spit swapping, wet, pre-lubed, when suddenly he pulled back, gave me a strange look&nbs...
Posted by J o N Z on Fri, 04 May 2007 10:33:00 PST