| View Show | Create Your OwnI write .That's what I do. I try to forget I even have a real job. Real jobs suck. Mine is no exception.I read .I've been an avid reader since I knew how to do it (which is probably why my sisters hate playing scrabble with me). I read books for young adults and children, mostly. That's what I write, so that's what I read. Plus, adult books these days end up pretentious and uncreative, despite whatever 'acclaims' they receive. Bor-ing. Kids books have to be fast-paced and full of interesting characters. We have J.K. Rowling to thank for that. She kicked the YA publishing world's ass.I listen to music .And there is a whole 'nuther section on this here profile dedicated to music.I paint .I've been painting ceramics for over six years. There is a picture of one of my pieces in my myspace pics. My pieces are not fired; they're spray-sealed. The technique doesn't allow for firing but the pieces end up way more interesting, in my opinion. And since this is my profile, mine is the only opinion that really matters. I take orders. Commission me.I scrapbookWhat better way to underscore my nerdiness than by scrapbooking? I love it. I blame the Evil Craft Empire.Foamy the Squirrel cracks me up. He can speak for himself.
Pretty much anyone. I may not like you (try me, I dare you) , but I'd like to meet you anyway. Everyone I meet is fodder for my writing. If you don't know what 'fodder' means, look it up and then decide if you actually want to 'meet' me (because here on Myspaz, do we ever really meet anyone...?) If you want me to add you as a friend, send me a request but message me , too, and tell me who you are so I can figure out the best way to use you. I am not a random friend-adder. And the most assured way to get me to add you is if you subscribe to my blog first. I love those people.
If you can't spell, please tell me before I add you to my friends list so that I don't make that mistake. Use a spellchecker, dammit. *Myspace is a networking tool. If you are on my f-list, expect that I will use you at some point to do my bidding. If you don't want to do this, lie and say you'd love to. I'll hopefully get a hold of special diamond-studded collars necklaces for all my most special minions friends.However, if you have pictures of body parts that should not be shown to the general public unless you're a porn star-- DO NOT send them to me. I really don't need to see that much of you and it's not going to make me write back.Make me laugh and I'll think you're sexy. Funny is the new hot. Wanna see something funny? The person who made this is automatically sexy due to the inherent funny-ness. The person who led me to find this, consequently, is also damn sexy.
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Dear Musicians,While I know that my taste in music rocks, and I am not opposed to adding new bands (although if you sound anything like Billy Joe, the chances of me adding you are slim to none), I will not add anyone to my list without a nice little note telling me why you are trying to add me.Since you are all trying to whore your music (and I say that with the utmost love and respect) out to as many people as possible, it is only courtesy to give me a little information.Will your music give me Herpes?Cancer?Will your music make me want to claw out my eardrums? *Note that this is especially appropriate for lead singers who sound like Billy Joe.*Will your music remind me of Puff Daddy or down home on the farm?Do you know Billy Joe is?Are actual band members in charge of your Myspace profile?You may also want to include how you came across my sweet and demure little profile, for added good measure. This will make me more inclined to sit and listen to your music. At the very least, please tell me why you think I'll dig your tunes. That way I'll know you actually looked at my profile before blindly adding me.And just so you know, I don't listen to rap/hip-hop on a regular basis so if you're an artist who does that, I probably will not add you unless you say something to really impress me. No offense, I just don't like it (hence the earlier reference to Puff Daddy).Have a wonderful Myspace day. Thank you.A Devoted Myspace Junkie
for my obsessions and my bad days
Maynard's voice turns me on
awesome
rocks my world
classic
kick ass
groupie-worthy
check them out, they're awesome
THE one and only
My first music true love
THE chick rocker
Grohl's voice is wicked hot
for a bit 'o' good guitar
because they have a song about me
I ♥ Bono
delicious vocals
these boys are hot
amazing live and I ♥ good piano
this chick rocks onstage
for when boys piss me off
she has a gorgeous voice
when I'm blue
I am officially in LOVE with this guy
my new favorite
recommended to me for good reason
Let's get Groupie-fied. So hot.
because I just love his music and he's freakin' HOT Irish
March 2006 A month's worth of movies Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31
A Different World Air Wolfe Babylon 5 Charmed Cosby Show Diff'rent Strokes Enterprise Extreme Makeover Home Edition Fairly Oddparents Facts of Life Family Ties Fastlane Firefly Foster's Home Friends Full House Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy Hangin' with Mr. Cooper Home Improvement La Femme Nikita Law and Order: SVU Miami Ink Mickey Mouse Club, The New Nanny Numb3rs One Tree Hill Popular Pretender Project Runway Related Reba Roswell Sabrina the Teenage Witch SeaQuest Sex and the City Silver Spoons Teachers Teen Titans The Tonight Show Totally Spies Trading Spaces What I Like About You What not to Wear (US version) Will and Grace
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∂ Holly Black
Tithe
Valiant
The Spiderwick ChroniclesΨ J.R.R. Tolkien
The Fellowship of the Ring
The Two Towers
Return of the King∞ Scott Westerfeld
Uglies
Pretties
Specials (coming soon)‡ J.K. Rowling
All six Harry Potter books♠ Anne Bishop
Daughter of the Blood
Heir to the Shadows
Queen of the Shadows§ Jan Siegel
Prospero's Children
Dragon Charmer
Witch Queen