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About Me

I guess all you really need to know is that I'm noisy. Forgetful. Clumsy. Happy. Introspective. Nerdy (always). Superficial (sometimes). Sometimes witty, totally non-domestic (although I have been making efforts in that area lately), loyal, discreet, smart, blah blah blah.
My friends know how much I care about them, which is all that matters, really. I'm not afraid to speak my mind, I have weird taste in music, and I'm into learning about myself and changing things that arent working for me or those around me. I suck at financial crap like budgeting, but on the plus side I can make a mean Cup-o-Soup. So there's that.

Honestly, if you want to know more about me, read my blogs. It's all in there. I don't conduct "get-to-know-me" sessions in email, and I won't respond to one-liner emails asking me how my night's going or how I'm doing.

P.S. If you beleive my best friends, I'm a dirty, mouthy hooker, too. I'd take their word for it if I were you.

"I'll live this life till it won't let me live here any more."
- Big & Rich

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who are nice to waiters. Who do the right thing even when it hurts. Who have the balls to be honest even when it means disappointing someone. People who realize that it's not how you look, its who you are. People who aren't afraid to have an actual conversation and say something real.

People who get that sometimes it's better to be dorky than perfect. People who have something to offer other than a warm body and a reflection of myself. People who interest me, and fire me up, and are different in the way that makes you think and makes you wonder what else is under there besides what you see.

AND, for the record, I am not interested in a "hook up", I don't want to be the third in your menage a trois, and I WILL NOT accept a blind friend request if I don't find you to be interesting. This means that "Hi, I have a big dick." or "Hi, how are you?" won't remotely cut it.

My Blog

done

Okay short and sweet - just to show a pic of the finished tattoo: SWOOT! If you're interested in getting a tattoo done, I can recommend this guy. Have a good one!
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jan 2009 10:19:00 GMT

bodoply

Monopoly (or, "Bodoply" when I'm sick and my nose is stuffed and I can't pronounce m's or n's very well, as has been the case a time or two over the past month) is pretty much the best game ever inven...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jan 2009 17:01:00 GMT

so there

Resolution for the new year: stop handing control of my situation to other people. GoodMan, who now REALLY needs a new name, has really kind of pushed me past my limit. My tarot card reading th...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Jan 2009 00:57:00 GMT

lawnboy the stalker

As you may remember, I have a lawn boy. He's this really nice guy who recently immigrated from Mexico and he comes every two weeks or so to mow the lawn and weedeat my godawful rock wall in the front...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Dec 2008 10:43:00 GMT

drinking yourself under a bench...not just for kids any more!

There comes a time in every dirty, mouthy hooker's life in which she finds herself in the unavoidable situation of being drunk to the point of stupid activity but unfortunately not so drunk that she d...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Dec 2008 11:55:00 GMT

five minute catch-up

Herro! Jeez, I've missed it here. I have lots of important things to discuss, but today I will keep it light. Numero Uno: I finally finished the tattoo: The photo is kind of crappy because it was ta...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Dec 2008 09:08:00 GMT

oh thank god

Who do you know that forgets her Myspaz password and can't seem to get the friendly customer service team at Myspaz to send it to her?Me, that's who.I'm back.I also started a new blog on blogspot: htt...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Dec 2008 12:33:00 GMT

oldsters and their irish creme syrup

It turns out, the perky little fresh faced Starbucks girl doesn't remember when Starbucks used to have Irish Creme syrup. Now, I recognize in the eyes of the perky little fresh faced Starbucks girl, I...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 16:56:00 GMT

ode to my hat.

It truly is amazing what comes out of the woodwork when you post a pic of yourself with the word "Porn" in it. So far this morning, I have been asked whether I'd like to share too-hot-for-Myspace pic...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Aug 2008 18:18:00 GMT

attention team!

Yes, yes, it's me back from the dead. Again. Two very important things happened today. One, I got my nails and toes did: and two, I acquired this: Porn Star. Need I say more? One has to also a...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 23:21:00 GMT