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Paulie Walnuts

You'll be picking up your teeth in a second...

About Me

I'm a simple man with simple philosophies. You kick your points up to me and, eh, maybe you're not so bad. But Madonn', you push my buttons, and I'll stick a revolver so far up your ass you'll be able to taste the gunpowder. Like I said, simple man, simple philosophies.

My Interests

My hair is very important to me...The secret is simple, a whole can of hairspray. That's what keeps it standing up like a man. Other than that, I enjoy taking care of my Ma, tanning, making collections, fine suits, and the goomars.

I'd like to meet:

Sun Tzu, he's the Chinese Prince Machiavelli. Gary Cooper... He wasn't 'in touch' with his feelings. He just did what he had to do.

Music:

Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Tony Bennett, Bobby Darin, Louis Prima, Lou Monte...you know the list.

Movies:

Goodfellas, The Godfather Trilogy, Mickey Blue Eyes, Smokin' Stogies, and Gotti. One thing's for sure, that Tony Sirico sure is a masterful actor.

Heroes:

Myself, of course. I lived through the 70s by the skin of my nuts when the Colombos were goin' at it. Not to mention the fact that I beat cancer.